subie gimmick: sick WRX mistletoe trick
12-17-2003, 09:22 PM
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subie gimmick: sick WRX mistletoe trick
When in the raised position, there is enough space space behind the passenger-side sun visor in my '03 WRX Sedan to store small stuff. I've put this un-utilized storage area to use as a mistletoe dispenser.
Just cut a 4 or 5-inch sprig of mistletoe. This stuff grows all over the place in California, especially in oak trees. Tie one end of a 10-inch red ribbon (or other festive line) to the parasitic weed, the other end to the visor support rod.
Drop the visor down about 1/4-way, place the mistletoe and ribbon lengthwise on the vanity mirror side of the visor, and push the visor back to it's full "up" position. The mistletoe is now perfectly hidden, ready to drop down and dangle enticingly in front of your highly desirable passenger.
There is a good amount of clearance betwen the closed visor and the headliner, so a single sprig of mistletoe will not be crushed. Even the prized (but toxic) white berries remain in place!
How do you get your passenger to lower the sun visor? I'll leave that up to you...
Yes, I used this mistletoe trick today,
and it worked!:banana:
Any more sick tricks that worked?
Just cut a 4 or 5-inch sprig of mistletoe. This stuff grows all over the place in California, especially in oak trees. Tie one end of a 10-inch red ribbon (or other festive line) to the parasitic weed, the other end to the visor support rod.
Drop the visor down about 1/4-way, place the mistletoe and ribbon lengthwise on the vanity mirror side of the visor, and push the visor back to it's full "up" position. The mistletoe is now perfectly hidden, ready to drop down and dangle enticingly in front of your highly desirable passenger.
There is a good amount of clearance betwen the closed visor and the headliner, so a single sprig of mistletoe will not be crushed. Even the prized (but toxic) white berries remain in place!
How do you get your passenger to lower the sun visor? I'll leave that up to you...
Yes, I used this mistletoe trick today,
and it worked!:banana:
Any more sick tricks that worked?
12-17-2003, 11:29 PM
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This is so cool... unfortunately, my desirable passenger's away snowboarding w/o me til Jan 2, and I think mistletoe's a bit outta place then yah? 
12-18-2003, 12:23 AM
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Re: subie gimmick: sick WRX mistletoe trick
Originally posted by yzercyber
(or other festive line) to the parasitic weed
(or other festive line) to the parasitic weed
smooth thinking though on tricking those girls to get in your car
12-18-2003, 08:20 AM
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LOL! A lot of effort to get a kiss. but hey, it's worth it. 
btw, it's not that hard to get the girl passenger to lower the visor. most of them want to look into the mirror from time to time 
btw, it's not that hard to get the girl passenger to lower the visor. most of them want to look into the mirror from time to time
12-18-2003, 09:41 AM
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I pull up on a girl and break out like this:
Hey you, get in to my car
Who me?
Yes you, get in to my car
Woooooooooh. Wah! Hey!
Who's that lady
Coming down the road
Who's that lady
Who's that woman
Walking through my door
What's the score
I'll be the sun
Shining on you
Hey Cinderella
Step in your shoe
I'll be your non-stop lover
Get it while you can
Your non-stop miracle
I'm your man
Get outta my dreams
Get in to my car
Get outta my dream
Get in to the back seat baby
Get in to my car
Beep Beep, yeah
Get outta my mind
Get in to my life
Ooooooh
Oh I said hey (Hey) you (You)
Get in to my car
Oh baby
Lady driver
Let me take your wheel
Smooth operator
Touch my bumper (Bumper)
Hey, let's make a deal
Make it real
Like a road runner
Coming after you
Just like a hero
Outta the blue
I'll be your non-stop lover
Get it while you can
Your non-stop miracle
I'm your man
Get outta my dreams
Get in to my car
Get outta my dreams
Get in the back seat baby
Get in to my car
Beep beep, yeah
Get outta my mind
Get in to my life
Ooooh
Oh I said hey (Hey) you (You)
Get in to my car
Oh baby, lets go!
I said open the door
(Get in the back)
Tread on the floor
(Get on the track)
Yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah)
Yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah)
Let's go!!
Oooh, wooow, yeah
I'll be the sun
Shining on you
Hey Cinderella
Step in your shoe
I'll be your non-stop lover
Get it while you can
Your non-stop miracle
I'm your man
Get outta my... get outta my...
Woooooooooh
Get out my dreams
Who me?
Yes you, get in to my car
Woooooooooh. Wah! Hey!
Who's that lady
Coming down the road
Who's that lady
Who's that woman
Walking through my door
What's the score
I'll be the sun
Shining on you
Hey Cinderella
Step in your shoe
I'll be your non-stop lover
Get it while you can
Your non-stop miracle
I'm your man
Get outta my dreams
Get in to my car
Get outta my dream
Get in to the back seat baby
Get in to my car
Beep Beep, yeah
Get outta my mind
Get in to my life
Ooooooh
Oh I said hey (Hey) you (You)
Get in to my car
Oh baby
Lady driver
Let me take your wheel
Smooth operator
Touch my bumper (Bumper)
Hey, let's make a deal
Make it real
Like a road runner
Coming after you
Just like a hero
Outta the blue
I'll be your non-stop lover
Get it while you can
Your non-stop miracle
I'm your man
Get outta my dreams
Get in to my car
Get outta my dreams
Get in the back seat baby
Get in to my car
Beep beep, yeah
Get outta my mind
Get in to my life
Ooooh
Oh I said hey (Hey) you (You)
Get in to my car
Oh baby, lets go!
I said open the door
(Get in the back)
Tread on the floor
(Get on the track)
Yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah)
Yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah)
Let's go!!
Oooh, wooow, yeah
I'll be the sun
Shining on you
Hey Cinderella
Step in your shoe
I'll be your non-stop lover
Get it while you can
Your non-stop miracle
I'm your man
Get outta my... get outta my...
Woooooooooh
Get out my dreams
12-18-2003, 10:27 AM
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Originally posted by Choku Dori
This is so cool... unfortunately, my desirable passenger's away snowboarding w/o me til Jan 2, and I think mistletoe's a bit outta place then yah?
This is so cool... unfortunately, my desirable passenger's away snowboarding w/o me til Jan 2, and I think mistletoe's a bit outta place then yah?
and it's too early to be thinking about a Valentine... How about dangling a pair of movie or concert tickets instead?
12-18-2003, 02:08 PM
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Originally posted by Choku Dori
This is so cool... unfortunately, my desirable passenger's away snowboarding w/o me til Jan 2, and I think mistletoe's a bit outta place then yah?
This is so cool... unfortunately, my desirable passenger's away snowboarding w/o me til Jan 2, and I think mistletoe's a bit outta place then yah?
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