What's the most stupid thing a cop has said to you?

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Old 06-19-2006, 12:15 PM
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Old 06-19-2006, 12:22 PM
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Old 06-19-2006, 12:28 PM
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Old 06-19-2006, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by laoba
sweet we have experts on how to deal with stupid traffic violations

how do i get away with installing missiles on my car and blowing up dumb *** drivers ?
kill all witnesses.
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Old 06-19-2006, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by sigma pi
and he was speaking english

jk eddy

yeah i have been pulled over many atimes

i dont do the dome light but i pull out my wallet before i even stop
I'll remember to take my wallet out next time so he doesn't shot me..
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Old 07-03-2006, 02:32 AM
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One time a cop made, when I was waiting for a light to turn, a cop turned in front of me and I ended up behind him in the same lane. He makes a lane change, brakes heavily, gets behind me, and pulls me over. He says to me, "Why are you driving behind me with your high beams on?" I said, "I wasn't, the high beams are on the inside of the headlights, see..." as I turned the high beams on and off. Then he tells me, "Well they're aimed too high you need to get them fixed, I won't give you a fix it ticket, but I'll let you off on a warning for now." He's the only cop that's ever said anything to me about that, and I'm pretty sure he was full of ****. :-)
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Old 07-03-2006, 03:31 AM
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Originally Posted by laoba
sweet we have experts on how to deal with stupid traffic violations

how do i get away with installing missiles on my car and blowing up dumb *** drivers ?
"For the sake of National Security, I armed myself with these defensive items as my right from the Second Amendment." usually will work

or "I just saved you a ton of paperwork."
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Old 07-03-2006, 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by slowguy626
"For the sake of National Security, I armed myself with these defensive items as my right from the Second Amendment." usually will work

or "I just saved you a ton of paperwork."

LOL!!!!!!! nice juan!! :rotfl:
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Stupidest thing a cop ever told me.

"you were speeding"
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Old 09-02-2006, 10:49 AM
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Old 09-02-2006, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by yayitzian
before he even walks to your car, you should turn on the dome light, keys on the dash, hands on the steering wheel. and you let him know exactly where you're reaching for exactly what you're reaching for.
ive done exactly that, and cops have asked me why im doing it, its unnecessary.....

whatever Mr. Pig.....
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