What's the most stupid thing a cop has said to you?
06-18-2006, 11:17 AM
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What's the most stupid thing a cop has said to you?
So last night I went to the block to do a little shopping. As I pull down an aisle to try and find a parking spot I see two motorcycle cops sitting on their bikes facing towards me. Of course I don't have a front license plate and one of them noticed. So that fat jackass stops me and asks where the plate is. I told him its in the trunk cuz I haven't had a chance to put on the new bracket yet, kinda true.
So he said, "Am I going to have to give you a naughty boy ticket for not having your front license plate?". WTF "naughty boy ticket", I felt like he was going to molest me. At least he didn't give me a ticket though.
So he said, "Am I going to have to give you a naughty boy ticket for not having your front license plate?". WTF "naughty boy ticket", I felt like he was going to molest me. At least he didn't give me a ticket though.
06-18-2006, 12:44 PM
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I was driving my friend's '06 STi
He's a CHiP.
I get pulled over by a CHP.
1st thing he says to me is, "I pulled you over for driving like ****."
I asked him, "What part of the VC covers 'driving like ****'.
He asks for all my paperwork.
I give him my DL and my friend's registration & insurance papers.
While looking at my DL, he asks, "Who's this?!".
12 minutes later, he returns with a ticket for speeding.
After reviewing the ticket for a minute or so, he says, "Just sign in the red box."
"Thank you, officer, I know how to sign for a ticket. But seeing that it took you about 12 minutes to fill it out, I just want to review it for accuracy."
I asked why he gave me a ticket for speeding when he told me that I was driving like ****.
Should be an easy ticket to win.
He's a CHiP.
I get pulled over by a CHP.
1st thing he says to me is, "I pulled you over for driving like ****."
I asked him, "What part of the VC covers 'driving like ****'.
He asks for all my paperwork.
I give him my DL and my friend's registration & insurance papers.
While looking at my DL, he asks, "Who's this?!".
12 minutes later, he returns with a ticket for speeding.
After reviewing the ticket for a minute or so, he says, "Just sign in the red box."
"Thank you, officer, I know how to sign for a ticket. But seeing that it took you about 12 minutes to fill it out, I just want to review it for accuracy."
I asked why he gave me a ticket for speeding when he told me that I was driving like ****.
Should be an easy ticket to win.
06-18-2006, 02:38 PM
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i got pulled over for not having my headlights on at dusk. he also tells my friend that he didn't have his seatbelt on (we were driving two blocks from napa auto to kragen's to buy an alternator since mine died). he asks for my friend's dl, but he doesn't have it and gives him his name and address instead.
the cop goes back to his car for a while and comes back saying,
"i'm gonna let you go for not having your lights on, but YOU (looking at my friend) made me some work so i'm gonna ticket you for the seatbelt"
sorry to interrupt your workday with work.
the cop goes back to his car for a while and comes back saying,
"i'm gonna let you go for not having your lights on, but YOU (looking at my friend) made me some work so i'm gonna ticket you for the seatbelt"
sorry to interrupt your workday with work.
06-18-2006, 09:02 PM
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4 cars 2 STis, 1 evo, one 2.5rs, on our way to go canyon running, we stopped to fill up at a gas station.
to exit, we had to make a right, then a u-turn to get where we were supposed to go. so a cop sees 4 of us do that, and he pulls me over. he goes "i think you were going a little fast there, son"
i said no i wasn't, i was doing 30mph, and the speed limit is 45.
he said "well u made an illegal turn"
i said "no i didn't, i had my signal on"
then he said "wlel your car is a little loud"
i said "it's totally legal man, it's just a muffler"
he says "oh. well my spider sense starts tingling when I see 4 cars driving around in cirlces"
me: "well we had to drive a circle, but it says no left turn over there, so we had to make a right. you trying to tell me that you wanted me to make an illegal u-turn?"
him : "uh ok i'll let you off with a warning son."
to exit, we had to make a right, then a u-turn to get where we were supposed to go. so a cop sees 4 of us do that, and he pulls me over. he goes "i think you were going a little fast there, son"
i said no i wasn't, i was doing 30mph, and the speed limit is 45.
he said "well u made an illegal turn"
i said "no i didn't, i had my signal on"
then he said "wlel your car is a little loud"
i said "it's totally legal man, it's just a muffler"
he says "oh. well my spider sense starts tingling when I see 4 cars driving around in cirlces"
me: "well we had to drive a circle, but it says no left turn over there, so we had to make a right. you trying to tell me that you wanted me to make an illegal u-turn?"
him : "uh ok i'll let you off with a warning son."
06-18-2006, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by yayitzian
4 cars 2 STis, 1 evo, one 2.5rs, on our way to go canyon running, we stopped to fill up at a gas station.
to exit, we had to make a right, then a u-turn to get where we were supposed to go. so a cop sees 4 of us do that, and he pulls me over. he goes "i think you were going a little fast there, son"
i said no i wasn't, i was doing 30mph, and the speed limit is 45.
he said "well u made an illegal turn"
i said "no i didn't, i had my signal on"
then he said "wlel your car is a little loud"
i said "it's totally legal man, it's just a muffler"
he says "oh. well my spider sense starts tingling when I see 4 cars driving around in cirlces"
me: "well we had to drive a circle, but it says no left turn over there, so we had to make a right. you trying to tell me that you wanted me to make an illegal u-turn?"
him : "uh ok i'll let you off with a warning son."
to exit, we had to make a right, then a u-turn to get where we were supposed to go. so a cop sees 4 of us do that, and he pulls me over. he goes "i think you were going a little fast there, son"
i said no i wasn't, i was doing 30mph, and the speed limit is 45.
he said "well u made an illegal turn"
i said "no i didn't, i had my signal on"
then he said "wlel your car is a little loud"
i said "it's totally legal man, it's just a muffler"
he says "oh. well my spider sense starts tingling when I see 4 cars driving around in cirlces"
me: "well we had to drive a circle, but it says no left turn over there, so we had to make a right. you trying to tell me that you wanted me to make an illegal u-turn?"
him : "uh ok i'll let you off with a warning son."
06-19-2006, 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by rau
BAH HA HA HA HA!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: OMGWTFBBQ!
i left out the part of where we were arguing about how if anything i did was even illegal.
the spider sense making him tingle seriously caught me off guard and i almost started laughing.
06-19-2006, 11:01 AM
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Once i got pulled over for going 90+ on the 60 freeway.
When i was reaching for my wallet for my driver license. The cop pulls his gun and yelled at me say i might be pulling out concealed weapon. And he told me to keep my hands where he can see them.
It was at 2am.. and i was less than 2 miles away from home.
He let me go with a warning eventually.
When i was reaching for my wallet for my driver license. The cop pulls his gun and yelled at me say i might be pulling out concealed weapon. And he told me to keep my hands where he can see them.
It was at 2am.. and i was less than 2 miles away from home.
He let me go with a warning eventually.
06-19-2006, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by kenji815
Once i got pulled over for going 90+ on the 60 freeway.
When i was reaching for my wallet for my driver license. The cop pulls his gun and yelled at me say i might be pulling out concealed weapon. And he told me to keep my hands where he can see them.
It was at 2am.. and i was less than 2 miles away from home.
He let me go with a warning eventually.
When i was reaching for my wallet for my driver license. The cop pulls his gun and yelled at me say i might be pulling out concealed weapon. And he told me to keep my hands where he can see them.
It was at 2am.. and i was less than 2 miles away from home.
He let me go with a warning eventually.
06-19-2006, 11:24 AM
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i was alittle confuse because he told me to show him my driver license.
Went i reached for it, He was yelling at me and had his hand on the gun holster.
I guess at 2am i was alittle sleepy and confused.
Went i reached for it, He was yelling at me and had his hand on the gun holster.
I guess at 2am i was alittle sleepy and confused.
06-19-2006, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by laoba
sweet we have experts on how to deal with stupid traffic violations
how do i get away with installing missiles on my car and blowing up dumb *** drivers ?
how do i get away with installing missiles on my car and blowing up dumb *** drivers ?
06-19-2006, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by kenji815
i was alittle confuse because he told me to show him my driver license.
Went i reached for it, He was yelling at me and had his hand on the gun holster.
I guess at 2am i was alittle sleepy and confused.
Went i reached for it, He was yelling at me and had his hand on the gun holster.
I guess at 2am i was alittle sleepy and confused.
jk eddy
yeah i have been pulled over many atimes
i dont do the dome light but i pull out my wallet before i even stop