Front left keys and change. Right front wallet and cell phone. Right back money clip with like $7 dollars. Left back like 1000 reciepts from like a year ago.

 

Front left: Subaru key with key fob. House key, room key, Falken mini lanyard thingy.
Front right:empty
On my belt: Blackberry 7105t
Back right: work schedule
Back left: Wallet with atm card no cash, drivers license, 24hr guest pass, wyotech business cards, My employee discount card..

 

I don't have pockets on my underwear.

 

If it doesn't have skin I would imagine it would be a very sore banana

 

Its a kosher banana.