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02-13-2007, 10:11 AM
#76
Originally Posted by LifePlaza
good job
Ruben
Rupaul's Jewish cousin,
Ruben, can you recommend me a good mohel who doesn't overcharge?
ruben
Someone who is both preppy, emo, scene, skater, tomboy.
Usually a girl.
Sometimes called a poser, becuase of changes of way she acts to what she feels.
When a guy is ruben he usually is that because emo isnt good enough for me, or wants to impress some chick.
Rubeners love to be loud at home but quite at school/work.
They also create new terms for everything
Guy- Your such a poser
Guy 2- I just change with my feelings
Guy- What are you trying to say ur Ruben?
ruben
gayest man ever want to be pimp cant get the ugliest gurl in school he sux at every sport and his dick is only 1/2 inch long when hes horny. but he got laid by his gay freind and he goes both ways he likes to wear thermal tighty whities and shows all the guys and he has the hairiest butt in the world he might be related to lisa and her hairy ***** his weenie is so small you cant even see it because of his hair its like Dr. J's fro in his free time he wacks off to tub girl and he goes to lemon party when hes bored. he wishes he was in that old mans spot. he gets old men with old saggy ball sackarroonies his poop is way too big to go down the toilet go check ratemypoo.com u can see his poop with peas in it its very gross because its ruben poop or u can go find his hairy man *****. you suck mouse dick all day. it's only 1/2 inch but thats okay. good luck finding it though through all the hair go buy a chainsaw to shave it first so you dont eat any hair. ruben will never have babies. ruben destroyed his babymaker. stephanie cut it off with her teeth. and ate thinking it was a **** tail weenie he had sex with a baby cuz he couldnt find some girl his own size. its too small 8- this a pic of his dick
he's the gayest man ever and so hairy he has to be a Ruben - pimp master
sheesh wheres your ***** Ruben??? -
cited from here:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=ruben&page=1
Ruben
Rupaul's Jewish cousin,
Ruben, can you recommend me a good mohel who doesn't overcharge?
ruben
Someone who is both preppy, emo, scene, skater, tomboy.
Usually a girl.
Sometimes called a poser, becuase of changes of way she acts to what she feels.
When a guy is ruben he usually is that because emo isnt good enough for me, or wants to impress some chick.
Rubeners love to be loud at home but quite at school/work.
They also create new terms for everything
Guy- Your such a poser
Guy 2- I just change with my feelings
Guy- What are you trying to say ur Ruben?
ruben
gayest man ever want to be pimp cant get the ugliest gurl in school he sux at every sport and his dick is only 1/2 inch long when hes horny. but he got laid by his gay freind and he goes both ways he likes to wear thermal tighty whities and shows all the guys and he has the hairiest butt in the world he might be related to lisa and her hairy ***** his weenie is so small you cant even see it because of his hair its like Dr. J's fro in his free time he wacks off to tub girl and he goes to lemon party when hes bored. he wishes he was in that old mans spot. he gets old men with old saggy ball sackarroonies his poop is way too big to go down the toilet go check ratemypoo.com u can see his poop with peas in it its very gross because its ruben poop or u can go find his hairy man *****. you suck mouse dick all day. it's only 1/2 inch but thats okay. good luck finding it though through all the hair go buy a chainsaw to shave it first so you dont eat any hair. ruben will never have babies. ruben destroyed his babymaker. stephanie cut it off with her teeth. and ate thinking it was a **** tail weenie he had sex with a baby cuz he couldnt find some girl his own size. its too small 8- this a pic of his dick
he's the gayest man ever and so hairy he has to be a Ruben - pimp master
sheesh wheres your ***** Ruben??? -
cited from here:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=ruben&page=1
there's like 3 pages for "Ruben"
02-13-2007, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by c279a
Lawson: to invade the womans **** cavity with ones *****.
i gave her a lawson last night.
by Kortland Sudbury Oct 12, 2005
Lawsome: To be awesome and lame at the same time.
"Elizabeth, you are lawsome!"
by Alexsex Vero Beach Sept 25, 2006
02-13-2007, 10:25 AM
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1. Ruben: A bad *** person who pimps on fine girls
I am a cool person like ruben
2. Ruben: A particularly hot guy. Some assume he is gay but pray he isnt because they get boners when they think of him or see him and they ALL want to **** him.
I want to **** ruben once, then **** choc. chip cookies or butterfly kisses.
3. Ruben: really cool dude, see linda. (his gf)
ruben brown
4. Ruben: a sexy man beast, that goes to lake ridge middle school. he makes straights want 2 b gay , and rug munchers want to change for him too.
"i ****ed ruben last night" said marina
5. Ruben: Rupaul's Jewish cousin,
Ruben, can you recommend me a good mohel who doesn't overcharge?
6. Ruben: The projected winner of American Idol.
"Did you watch American Idol last night?"
"Yes, that Ruben will most definetly win."
7. Ruben: Someone who is both preppy, emo, scene, skater, tomboy.
Usually a girl.
Sometimes called a poser, becuase of changes of way she acts to what she feels.
When a guy is ruben he usually is that because emo isnt good enough for me, or wants to impress some chick.
Rubeners love to be loud at home but quite at school/work.
They also create new terms for everything
8. Ruben: Ruben a punk *** hater bean eating princess who thinks he's higher than other when he's a mark *** trick he tends 2 loves skeeza who got skeet on.
Hey Ruben your gay
Ruben why u hate
Ruben linda got skeeted on
9. Ruben: see skank A $2.00 ***** that attends rio mesa high school. He makes a living off prostituiton.
ruben=jeremy's *****
10. Ruben: The Fat man that could!
"Wow, Did you see ruben! he was sweating and all he did was move a few inches." I herd he ate the other contestants and threatened to eat and but **** the producers if they didn't fix the hole damn ****ing thing!
11. Ruben: gayest man ever want to be pimp cant get the ugliest gurl in school he sux at every sport and his dick is only 1/2 inch long when hes horny. but he got laid by his gay freind and he goes both ways he likes to wear thermal tighty whities and shows all the guys and he has the hairiest butt in the world he might be related to lisa and her hairy ***** his weenie is so small you cant even see it because of his hair its like Dr. J's fro in his free time he wacks off to tub girl and he goes to lemon party when hes bored. he wishes he was in that old mans spot. he gets old men with old saggy ball sackarroonies his poop is way too big to go down the toilet go check ratemypoo.com u can see his poop with peas in it its very gross because its ruben poop or u can go find his hairy man *****. you suck mouse dick all day. it's only 1/2 inch but thats okay. good luck finding it though through all the hair go buy a chainsaw to shave it first so you dont eat any hair. ruben will never have babies. ruben destroyed his babymaker. stephanie cut it off with her teeth. and ate thinking it was a **** tail weenie he had sex with a baby cuz he couldnt find some girl his own size. its too small 8- this a pic of his dick
he's the gayest man ever and so hairy he has to be a Ruben - pimp master
I am a cool person like ruben
2. Ruben: A particularly hot guy. Some assume he is gay but pray he isnt because they get boners when they think of him or see him and they ALL want to **** him.
I want to **** ruben once, then **** choc. chip cookies or butterfly kisses.
3. Ruben: really cool dude, see linda. (his gf)
ruben brown
4. Ruben: a sexy man beast, that goes to lake ridge middle school. he makes straights want 2 b gay , and rug munchers want to change for him too.
"i ****ed ruben last night" said marina
5. Ruben: Rupaul's Jewish cousin,
Ruben, can you recommend me a good mohel who doesn't overcharge?
6. Ruben: The projected winner of American Idol.
"Did you watch American Idol last night?"
"Yes, that Ruben will most definetly win."
7. Ruben: Someone who is both preppy, emo, scene, skater, tomboy.
Usually a girl.
Sometimes called a poser, becuase of changes of way she acts to what she feels.
When a guy is ruben he usually is that because emo isnt good enough for me, or wants to impress some chick.
Rubeners love to be loud at home but quite at school/work.
They also create new terms for everything
8. Ruben: Ruben a punk *** hater bean eating princess who thinks he's higher than other when he's a mark *** trick he tends 2 loves skeeza who got skeet on.
Hey Ruben your gay
Ruben why u hate
Ruben linda got skeeted on
9. Ruben: see skank A $2.00 ***** that attends rio mesa high school. He makes a living off prostituiton.
ruben=jeremy's *****
10. Ruben: The Fat man that could!
"Wow, Did you see ruben! he was sweating and all he did was move a few inches." I herd he ate the other contestants and threatened to eat and but **** the producers if they didn't fix the hole damn ****ing thing!
11. Ruben: gayest man ever want to be pimp cant get the ugliest gurl in school he sux at every sport and his dick is only 1/2 inch long when hes horny. but he got laid by his gay freind and he goes both ways he likes to wear thermal tighty whities and shows all the guys and he has the hairiest butt in the world he might be related to lisa and her hairy ***** his weenie is so small you cant even see it because of his hair its like Dr. J's fro in his free time he wacks off to tub girl and he goes to lemon party when hes bored. he wishes he was in that old mans spot. he gets old men with old saggy ball sackarroonies his poop is way too big to go down the toilet go check ratemypoo.com u can see his poop with peas in it its very gross because its ruben poop or u can go find his hairy man *****. you suck mouse dick all day. it's only 1/2 inch but thats okay. good luck finding it though through all the hair go buy a chainsaw to shave it first so you dont eat any hair. ruben will never have babies. ruben destroyed his babymaker. stephanie cut it off with her teeth. and ate thinking it was a **** tail weenie he had sex with a baby cuz he couldnt find some girl his own size. its too small 8- this a pic of his dick
he's the gayest man ever and so hairy he has to be a Ruben - pimp master
02-13-2007, 10:28 AM
#81
12. Ruben: a short crackhead
he's crazy over rosa, who he'll never get
13. Ruben: small boy wanna be black kid who likes a !@#$%^&*() ugly *** gurl named Rosa De La Tora :P
a short but wanna be smarter kid than dylan white
14. Ruben: A funny *** dude who loves to be mean to others and lie a lot!
That Ruben is not cool!
15. Ruben: 1) A fat slob from American Idol
2) A fat mexican slob from Valencia High School.
Ruben Telez is a punk *** *****.
That's all the stuff they have for "Ruben"
he's crazy over rosa, who he'll never get
13. Ruben: small boy wanna be black kid who likes a !@#$%^&*() ugly *** gurl named Rosa De La Tora :P
a short but wanna be smarter kid than dylan white
14. Ruben: A funny *** dude who loves to be mean to others and lie a lot!
That Ruben is not cool!
15. Ruben: 1) A fat slob from American Idol
2) A fat mexican slob from Valencia High School.
Ruben Telez is a punk *** *****.
That's all the stuff they have for "Ruben"
02-13-2007, 10:38 AM
#82
here are some things that come up for "jerry"
3. Jerry: Noun. To take a ****
Johnny-Joe is so nasty, he just did a jerry in the movie theater stairwell.
5. Jerry: slang word to refer to a homosexual male
He's a jerry. Did you see the jerry?
here's "fin
1. Fin: A 5$ bill, US or Canadian
I mowed the guy's lawn, and all he gave me was a fin.
8. Fin: a half a dime of weed. a dime is .8
"I only got 5 bucks, so I'm only gettn a fin."
3. Jerry: Noun. To take a ****
Johnny-Joe is so nasty, he just did a jerry in the movie theater stairwell.
5. Jerry: slang word to refer to a homosexual male
He's a jerry. Did you see the jerry?
here's "fin
1. Fin: A 5$ bill, US or Canadian
I mowed the guy's lawn, and all he gave me was a fin.
8. Fin: a half a dime of weed. a dime is .8
"I only got 5 bucks, so I'm only gettn a fin."
Last edited by c279a; 02-13-2007 at 10:40 AM.
02-13-2007, 10:44 AM
#83
6. Norcal: northern california, where people generally trade eggs rather than using currency
Its hella chill when i cruise norcal in my sic *** lifted toyota and pretend i know how to surf
Its hella chill when i cruise norcal in my sic *** lifted toyota and pretend i know how to surf
02-13-2007, 10:53 AM
#84
1. retard
A person born with a mental condition and therefore has to work a million times harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we take for granted. On top of this, a retard will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand. The people who choose to make fun of the mental retarded tend to be complete morons and cannot comprehend that these people have feelings and emotions just like anyone else.
I find it amusing that saying somebody has cancer would not be taken as a joke and yet, using another disease such as mental retarded as an insult is common among society, and many do not realize that it is very offensive and that there is something seriously wrong about it.
A person born with a mental condition and therefore has to work a million times harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we take for granted. On top of this, a retard will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand. The people who choose to make fun of the mental retarded tend to be complete morons and cannot comprehend that these people have feelings and emotions just like anyone else.
I find it amusing that saying somebody has cancer would not be taken as a joke and yet, using another disease such as mental retarded as an insult is common among society, and many do not realize that it is very offensive and that there is something seriously wrong about it.
02-13-2007, 11:02 AM
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5. fin 42 up, 25 down
the opposite of deck, similar to outdated terms like "wack" and "lame." Something that is fin is bad or undesirable.
did you see her giving me devil eyes? *ugh* that is so fin.
i don't like that site
the opposite of deck, similar to outdated terms like "wack" and "lame." Something that is fin is bad or undesirable.
did you see her giving me devil eyes? *ugh* that is so fin.
i don't like that site
02-13-2007, 11:03 AM
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11. fin 1 thumb up
A noun used to describe sexual intercourse - is usually used by someone who has an obsession with sharks or sea creatures.
Can be used interchangeably with the word ***.
Kyle: I was gettin' some fin last night - it was hot!
Morality Preacher: Whoa, whoa little pup - you're not even a shark yet. You should wait a few years before tappin' that fin
A noun used to describe sexual intercourse - is usually used by someone who has an obsession with sharks or sea creatures.
Can be used interchangeably with the word ***.
Kyle: I was gettin' some fin last night - it was hot!
Morality Preacher: Whoa, whoa little pup - you're not even a shark yet. You should wait a few years before tappin' that fin
02-13-2007, 11:05 AM
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8. fin 7 up, 4 down
half a gram of weed
Yo Jay, this is only a .3! What the ****! I paid for a fin!
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9. fin 12 up, 9 down
bad--the opposite of deck
Avril Lavigne is so fin.
by PoMomatador Apr 28, 2003 email it
10. fin 8 up, 6 down
to replace the word about
i'm fin to go change my shoes.
by Meagan Aug 23, 2003 email it
11. fin 1 thumb up
A noun used to describe sexual intercourse - is usually used by someone who has an obsession with sharks or sea creatures.
Can be used interchangeably with the word ***.
Kyle: I was gettin' some fin last night - it was hot!
Morality Preacher: Whoa, whoa little pup - you're not even a shark yet. You should wait a few years before tappin' that fin
Kyle: Yay Morals!
tags *** sex booty head intercourse
by TheShark06 Hauppauge, NY Oct 28, 2006 email it
12. fin 12 up, 11 down
a half a dime of weed. a dime is .8
"I only got 5 bucks, so I'm only gettn a fin."
by Fini Aug 8, 2004 email it
13. fin 7 up, 6 down
the opposite of "deck"... very uncool... if you are deck... you have a serious case of the uncool gene
"you're so fin!"
by the dudette Oct 28, 2003 email it
14. fin 4 up, 6 down
Abbreviation for ****in' - pronounced "eff-in"
That guy is a big fin J.
tags ****in **** eff f effin
by Ess Pee Los Angeles May 11, 2006 email it
half a gram of weed
Yo Jay, this is only a .3! What the ****! I paid for a fin!
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9. fin 12 up, 9 down
bad--the opposite of deck
Avril Lavigne is so fin.
by PoMomatador Apr 28, 2003 email it
10. fin 8 up, 6 down
to replace the word about
i'm fin to go change my shoes.
by Meagan Aug 23, 2003 email it
11. fin 1 thumb up
A noun used to describe sexual intercourse - is usually used by someone who has an obsession with sharks or sea creatures.
Can be used interchangeably with the word ***.
Kyle: I was gettin' some fin last night - it was hot!
Morality Preacher: Whoa, whoa little pup - you're not even a shark yet. You should wait a few years before tappin' that fin
Kyle: Yay Morals!
tags *** sex booty head intercourse
by TheShark06 Hauppauge, NY Oct 28, 2006 email it
12. fin 12 up, 11 down
a half a dime of weed. a dime is .8
"I only got 5 bucks, so I'm only gettn a fin."
by Fini Aug 8, 2004 email it
13. fin 7 up, 6 down
the opposite of "deck"... very uncool... if you are deck... you have a serious case of the uncool gene
"you're so fin!"
by the dudette Oct 28, 2003 email it
14. fin 4 up, 6 down
Abbreviation for ****in' - pronounced "eff-in"
That guy is a big fin J.
tags ****in **** eff f effin
by Ess Pee Los Angeles May 11, 2006 email it
02-13-2007, 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by laoba
1. retard
A person born with a mental condition and therefore has to work a million times harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we take for granted. On top of this, a retard will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand. The people who choose to make fun of the mental retarded tend to be complete morons and cannot comprehend that these people have feelings and emotions just like anyone else.
I find it amusing that saying somebody has cancer would not be taken as a joke and yet, using another disease such as mental retarded as an insult is common among society, and many do not realize that it is very offensive and that there is something seriously wrong about it.
A person born with a mental condition and therefore has to work a million times harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we take for granted. On top of this, a retard will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand. The people who choose to make fun of the mental retarded tend to be complete morons and cannot comprehend that these people have feelings and emotions just like anyone else.
I find it amusing that saying somebody has cancer would not be taken as a joke and yet, using another disease such as mental retarded as an insult is common among society, and many do not realize that it is very offensive and that there is something seriously wrong about it.
lol
02-13-2007, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by laoba
1. retard
A person born with a mental condition and therefore has to work a million times harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we take for granted. On top of this, a retard will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand. The people who choose to make fun of the mental retarded tend to be complete morons and cannot comprehend that these people have feelings and emotions just like anyone else.
I find it amusing that saying somebody has cancer would not be taken as a joke and yet, using another disease such as mental retarded as an insult is common among society, and many do not realize that it is very offensive and that there is something seriously wrong about it.
A person born with a mental condition and therefore has to work a million times harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we take for granted. On top of this, a retard will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand. The people who choose to make fun of the mental retarded tend to be complete morons and cannot comprehend that these people have feelings and emotions just like anyone else.
I find it amusing that saying somebody has cancer would not be taken as a joke and yet, using another disease such as mental retarded as an insult is common among society, and many do not realize that it is very offensive and that there is something seriously wrong about it.
07-16-2007, 12:33 PM
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1. Bluetool
A person who wears a bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include movie theaters, malls, restaurants, gyms, grocery stores and cars.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bluetool
A person who wears a bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include movie theaters, malls, restaurants, gyms, grocery stores and cars.
Bluetool: Heyyy, how are you?
Megan: I'm great, and yourself?
Bluetool: Oh, sorry Megan. I wasn't talking to you, I'm on a call. Bluetooth.
Megan: I'm great, and yourself?
Bluetool: Oh, sorry Megan. I wasn't talking to you, I'm on a call. Bluetooth.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bluetool