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Old 09-26-2007, 10:04 AM
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So yea lets hear your pick up lines.

The ones that work and the ones that fail


Also to make this interesting, lets see if we can come up with pick lines for each other?


I can see Sigma Pi saying this:

Hi, ever heard of the Mckay (No!) Mind bending over while I show you?

Ubermaus would say:

Hey your zipper is down, let me help you

One line that always worked for me:
I have always thought <insert nationality> were hawt...
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Originally Posted by LifePlaza

Ubermaus would say:

Hey your zipper is down, let me help you
Lol I remember this one!
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"Hey wanna trade nail polish? Why don't you *** over to my place? Oh yeah, I model for QVC."
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I will do whatever it takes.
Did you really say that to her before you go sideways with her?
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Originally Posted by LifePlaza
So yea lets hear your pick up lines.

The ones that work and the ones that fail


Also to make this interesting, lets see if we can come up with pick lines for each other?


I can see Sigma Pi saying this:

Hi, ever heard of the Mckay (No!) Mind bending over while I show you?

Ubermaus would say:

Hey your zipper is down, let me help you

One line that always worked for me:
I have always thought <insert nationality> were hawt...
i'm sorry franco, but your line does not work for me. it would even be a total turn off (or creep alert!) if it was coming from someone non-asian.
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Old 09-26-2007, 11:47 AM
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i'm sorry franco, but your line does not work for me. it would even be a total turn off (or creep alert!) if it was coming from someone non-asian.
How bout "Let's go get some gelato?"
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Old 09-26-2007, 11:49 AM
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Did you really say that to her before you go sideways with her?

d00d it worked tho
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How bout "Let's go get some gelato?"
dang it, beat me to it
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Hi, my name's Marvin the Martian... Whats your favorite flavor of bowling ball? (Yes, I have actually used this one several times... It actually works pretty well if your body language is right...)
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Originally Posted by shim022
i'm sorry franco, but your line does not work for me. it would even be a total turn off (or creep alert!) if it was coming from someone non-asian.
Seri is all about the food.
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How bout "Let's go get some gelato?"
yes!
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yes!
shimmy chan! genki desu ka?

ano inu kirai desu.
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Originally Posted by BugeyeREX02
Hi, my name's Marvin the Martian... Whats your favorite flavor of bowling ball? (Yes, I have actually used this one several times... It actually works pretty well if your body language is right...)
please explain more about 'body language' for the socially inept.
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yea explain. like do you start thrusting your pelvis at them?


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