the OFFICIAL val is sexy thread
04-03-2003, 10:26 AM
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I heard Val got someone pregnant.... Any truth to that?
I also heard that Val lost his little toe on his right foot to an overzealous pigeon.
"THIS JUST IN....."
Val has been proven to be hazardous to our health.... more to come...
I also heard that Val lost his little toe on his right foot to an overzealous pigeon.
"THIS JUST IN....."
Val has been proven to be hazardous to our health.... more to come...
04-03-2003, 10:31 AM
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Originally posted by PRE-EVO
I heard Val spelled backwards means satan.
Someone told me that Val is actually short for Valeriea.
Val once told me that "Life is like a box of chocolates, everyone's trying to find a nut."
I heard Val spelled backwards means satan.
Someone told me that Val is actually short for Valeriea.
Val once told me that "Life is like a box of chocolates, everyone's trying to find a nut."
No you mean the TROLL Valerie! ROFFLE all the guys fell for it! At least when I troll it's obvious.
04-03-2003, 10:34 AM
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Val just told me that Kara and Stephanie are his children.
I just heard through the grapevine that Val likes listening to Michael Bolton while doing yoga in the back of his truck.
Val's likes: Long toe nails, short women with long legs, long men with short legs, sister's brothers, brothers sisters, women with hair, women without hair, quadrapolegic hermaphrodites in spandex.
Val's dislikes: short walks off a long beach
I just heard through the grapevine that Val likes listening to Michael Bolton while doing yoga in the back of his truck.
Val's likes: Long toe nails, short women with long legs, long men with short legs, sister's brothers, brothers sisters, women with hair, women without hair, quadrapolegic hermaphrodites in spandex.
Val's dislikes: short walks off a long beach
04-03-2003, 10:58 AM
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(VAL)MadDogENRG (11:53:33 AM): i guess you got your frineds on nasioc
MadDogENRG (11:53:34 AM): now
MadDogENRG (11:53:38 AM): leave me alone
MadDogENRG (11:54:49 AM): https://www.i-club.com/forums/showth...threadid=14513
MadDogENRG (11:54:53 AM): you didn't even reply!
MadDogENRG (11:54:56 AM): bye
(Me)GottPEZ (11:55:10 AM): :'(
GottPEZ (11:55:37 AM): I didnt even see this thread
PLACE REPLY HERE..
MadDogENRG (11:53:34 AM): now
MadDogENRG (11:53:38 AM): leave me alone
MadDogENRG (11:54:49 AM): https://www.i-club.com/forums/showth...threadid=14513
MadDogENRG (11:54:53 AM): you didn't even reply!
MadDogENRG (11:54:56 AM): bye
(Me)GottPEZ (11:55:10 AM): :'(
GottPEZ (11:55:37 AM): I didnt even see this thread
PLACE REPLY HERE..
04-03-2003, 11:01 AM
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Re: the OFFICIAL val is sexy thread
Originally posted by OZlancervixen
VAL IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!
VAL IS THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!
Last edited by frakk's2.5; 04-03-2003 at 12:00 PM.
04-03-2003, 02:18 PM
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nothing wrong with me
just thought I'd comment on Val's sexy-ness. and, no I'm not Val's child. I don't think he got a chick pregnant when he was 8...
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04-03-2003, 02:25 PM
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"In more breaking news...."
It's been proven that Val when taken in moderation is not hazardous to your health.
Val was once found in the dumpster behind the local supermarket looking for "kumquats".
Val is sexy to 3 out of 5 Free Clinic workers.
The same amount were found to have more than 1 STD.
Out of those with STD's more than 60% were found to have recieved them from acts other than sex, with Val.
Val is known to be a virgin in alot of things, what those are no one wants to find out.
We will continue with our currently schedueled programming but will keep you updated...
It's been proven that Val when taken in moderation is not hazardous to your health.
Val was once found in the dumpster behind the local supermarket looking for "kumquats".
Val is sexy to 3 out of 5 Free Clinic workers.
The same amount were found to have more than 1 STD.
Out of those with STD's more than 60% were found to have recieved them from acts other than sex, with Val.
Val is known to be a virgin in alot of things, what those are no one wants to find out.
We will continue with our currently schedueled programming but will keep you updated...