Im ultra bored what are you doing
01-23-2008, 01:14 PM
#5858
Email FW:Pork Chop. (for the bored)
In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately,due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tinysize, they died shortly after birth.
The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had causedthe tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogateanother mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.
After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that therewere no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinariansdecided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a motherof one species will take on the care of a different species. The only"orphans" that could befound quickly, were a litter of weanling pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets intiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. Would they become cubs or pork chops? ?
Take a look...you won't believe your eyes?
Now, please tell me one more time .........?
Why can't the rest of the world get along??
01-23-2008, 02:38 PM
#5862
In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately,due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tinysize, they died shortly after birth.
The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had causedthe tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogateanother mother's cubs, perhaps she would improve.
After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that therewere no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinariansdecided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a motherof one species will take on the care of a different species. The only"orphans" that could befound quickly, were a litter of weanling pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets intiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. Would they become cubs or pork chops? ?
Take a look...you won't believe your eyes?
Now, please tell me one more time .........?
Why can't the rest of the world get along??
01-23-2008, 04:37 PM
#5863
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Some useful words in German.
My = Meine
Please = bitte
Fleisch Panzerfaust = Meat Bazooka
Uberwurst = Super sausage (remember W's are prounced as V's)
Taste = Schmecken
So a setence would be like:
"Bitte Schmecken sie meine uberwurst"
more to come
My = Meine
Please = bitte
Fleisch Panzerfaust = Meat Bazooka
Uberwurst = Super sausage (remember W's are prounced as V's)
Taste = Schmecken
So a setence would be like:
"Bitte Schmecken sie meine uberwurst"
more to come
