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Old 08-22-2008, 11:21 AM
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I heard about this site on the radio, try it out


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Old 08-22-2008, 11:29 AM
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aren't there tons of chicks up in Davis?


In my travels, there's tons of chicks anywhere you go. Not to cap on you or anything, but usually people who run into this problem is mainly due to them having standards of an ideal women. Whats wrong with this is since you've never had one, how can you set a standard?


Think of it like role playing games, you have to level up each time.
Girls like to study more than they like to get laid. I see a problem! Either that or I am hanging around the wrong crowd.
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Old 08-22-2008, 11:33 AM
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Old 08-22-2008, 12:24 PM
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Old 08-22-2008, 12:54 PM
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The warm fuzzy feeling you get when you know you help a fellow I-Clubber go from being a boy to becoming a man!
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Old 08-22-2008, 01:26 PM
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just pick up some lowly bar *****

but remember to triple bag it.
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Old 08-22-2008, 01:27 PM
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just pick up some lowly bar *****

but remember to triple bag it.
+1 doing it for the numbers, not the quality.

Just because Asian men can't grow facial hair doesn't men other women can't
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Old 08-22-2008, 01:40 PM
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WTF why don't you just go to a massage place and get it over with.
And don't tell me there aren't any in norcal cause everyone knows darn well you could hit up some places in San Jose. Some off of blossom rd.
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Old 08-22-2008, 01:48 PM
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WTF why don't you just go to a massage place and get it over with.
And don't tell me there aren't any in norcal cause everyone knows darn well you could hit up some places in San Jose. Some off of blossom rd.
Sure we can do that. If you guys would like to donate money, there is a paypal button on my website.
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Old 08-22-2008, 01:50 PM
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Sure we can do that. If you guys would like to donate money, there is a paypal button on my website.
HA!


sorry so cal did the first GB and we trademarked it.


but yea GL with that.

I highly suggest you take a look at theeroticreview.com

If you become a member rates are posted.
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Old 08-22-2008, 01:53 PM
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HA!


sorry so cal did the first GB and we trademarked it.


but yea GL with that.

I highly suggest you take a look at theeroticreview.com

If you become a member rates are posted.
One of the guys I know from school, he was like... go to this site. Has all the information you need to know. It was something like Redbook or something. But yeah... I don't think I could afford a "massage."
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One of the guys I know from school, he was like... go to this site. Has all the information you need to know. It was something like Redbook or something. But yeah... I don't think I could afford a "massage."
There's a place here in so cal $140 for an hour.
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Old 08-22-2008, 01:59 PM
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There's a place here in so cal $140 for an hour.
I still don't have $140 an hour, and I am a chicken. Don't want to get busted by cops or get diseases or stuff like that.
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Originally Posted by darkonion
One of the guys I know from school, he was like... go to this site. Has all the information you need to know. It was something like Redbook or something. But yeah... I don't think I could afford a "massage."
Here a girl up in SF, ask for Julie, (510) 584-7228. She averages $200 an hour for an outcall which means comes to you. I hope you have your own place (meaning you don't live with your parents).
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Old 08-22-2008, 02:01 PM
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I still don't have $140 an hour, and I am a chicken. Don't want to get busted by cops or get diseases or stuff like that.
you'll get diseases if you don't use a condom. A lot of these girls work for agencies believe it or not and they go through tests every 2 weeks.

Again standards man, how can you have any before you have even tried.
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