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#1682
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: My beer needs an f5 button
Posts: 7,187
Car Info: Meep Meep!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
<Razor_EQ> god damn I just embarresed myself with a girtl I lik
<Razor_EQ> like
<Razor_EQ> look at this ****
<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: im glad i didnt ask for one now
<Razor_EQ> dazed_n_confused_1983: i have cokes and dr peppers tea
<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: cool dr pepper
<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: but I dont drink ***** anymore
<Razor_EQ> god damn I just embarresed myself with a girtl I lik
<Razor_EQ> like
<Razor_EQ> look at this ****
<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: im glad i didnt ask for one now
<Razor_EQ> dazed_n_confused_1983: i have cokes and dr peppers tea
<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: cool dr pepper
<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: but I dont drink ***** anymore
#1683
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: My beer needs an f5 button
Posts: 7,187
Car Info: Meep Meep!
<unknown> once I was wanking while playing doomII and someone snuck up behind me and shot me in the back with his shotgun and I almost tore off my helmet.. Folks I am telling you it's not ***ing worth it!!!
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<wizardofaaahs> I smoke during sex
<martha> wiz, slow down and use a lubricant
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how many times has this happend to you
<forsaken> wjer i at glemm sjoumd hav goe to 3 0 brwnloa thing
<forsaken> am a bit too drunk i thikn'
<forsaken> no i went to the brwnlow thin at gelnn $20 all u can drink spirits ma ***,ed
<forsaken> i can only type one eye it i type 2 it goes all blurre >??~!>
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<wizardofaaahs> I smoke during sex
<martha> wiz, slow down and use a lubricant
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how many times has this happend to you
<forsaken> wjer i at glemm sjoumd hav goe to 3 0 brwnloa thing
<forsaken> am a bit too drunk i thikn'
<forsaken> no i went to the brwnlow thin at gelnn $20 all u can drink spirits ma ***,ed
<forsaken> i can only type one eye it i type 2 it goes all blurre >??~!>
Last edited by UberMaus; 04-13-2007 at 12:26 PM.
#1684
Conversation with Fin's Ultra Ego
[13:23] kenshin01: so you bought your woman?
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: bought?
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: brought... yes
[13:24] a4 gotten soul:
[13:24] kenshin01: brought
[13:24] kenshin01: oh cool
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: she was after 1 drink lol
[13:24] kenshin01: she was what?
[13:24] kenshin01: drunk?
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: well buzzed then drunk after 2
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: heh
[13:25] kenshin01: let me tell you a thing or two about girls son
[13:25] kenshin01: she wasn't buzzed
[13:25] kenshin01: she wants action
[13:25] kenshin01: kind of like that lincoln poster
[13:25] kenshin01: SHE WANTS YOU
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: no no, she was buzzed
[13:25] kenshin01: so please be smarter about it next time
[13:26] a4 gotten soul: she can have me anytime, don't need alcohol
[13:26] a4 gotten soul: trust me
[13:23] kenshin01: so you bought your woman?
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: bought?
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: brought... yes
[13:24] a4 gotten soul:
[13:24] kenshin01: brought
[13:24] kenshin01: oh cool
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: she was after 1 drink lol
[13:24] kenshin01: she was what?
[13:24] kenshin01: drunk?
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: well buzzed then drunk after 2
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: heh
[13:25] kenshin01: let me tell you a thing or two about girls son
[13:25] kenshin01: she wasn't buzzed
[13:25] kenshin01: she wants action
[13:25] kenshin01: kind of like that lincoln poster
[13:25] kenshin01: SHE WANTS YOU
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: no no, she was buzzed
[13:25] kenshin01: so please be smarter about it next time
[13:26] a4 gotten soul: she can have me anytime, don't need alcohol
[13:26] a4 gotten soul: trust me
#1686
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Stuck somewhere in traffic
Posts: 6,403
Car Info: 06 wrx
Originally Posted by kenshin01
Conversation with Fin's Ultra Ego
[13:23] kenshin01: so you bought your woman?
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: bought?
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: brought... yes
[13:24] a4 gotten soul:
[13:24] kenshin01: brought
[13:24] kenshin01: oh cool
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: she was after 1 drink lol
[13:24] kenshin01: she was what?
[13:24] kenshin01: drunk?
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: well buzzed then drunk after 2
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: heh
[13:25] kenshin01: let me tell you a thing or two about girls son
[13:25] kenshin01: she wasn't buzzed
[13:25] kenshin01: she wants action
[13:25] kenshin01: kind of like that lincoln poster
[13:25] kenshin01: SHE WANTS YOU
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: no no, she was buzzed
[13:25] kenshin01: so please be smarter about it next time
[13:26] a4 gotten soul: she can have me anytime, don't need alcohol
[13:26] a4 gotten soul: trust me
[13:23] kenshin01: so you bought your woman?
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: bought?
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: brought... yes
[13:24] a4 gotten soul:
[13:24] kenshin01: brought
[13:24] kenshin01: oh cool
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: she was after 1 drink lol
[13:24] kenshin01: she was what?
[13:24] kenshin01: drunk?
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: well buzzed then drunk after 2
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: heh
[13:25] kenshin01: let me tell you a thing or two about girls son
[13:25] kenshin01: she wasn't buzzed
[13:25] kenshin01: she wants action
[13:25] kenshin01: kind of like that lincoln poster
[13:25] kenshin01: SHE WANTS YOU
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: no no, she was buzzed
[13:25] kenshin01: so please be smarter about it next time
[13:26] a4 gotten soul: she can have me anytime, don't need alcohol
[13:26] a4 gotten soul: trust me
hahahahahaha oh man
#1687
Originally Posted by kenshin01
Conversation with Fin's Ultra Ego
[13:23] kenshin01: so you bought your woman?
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: bought?
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: brought... yes
[13:24] a4 gotten soul:
[13:24] kenshin01: brought
[13:24] kenshin01: oh cool
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: she was after 1 drink lol
[13:24] kenshin01: she was what?
[13:24] kenshin01: drunk?
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: well buzzed then drunk after 2
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: heh
[13:25] kenshin01: let me tell you a thing or two about girls son
[13:25] kenshin01: she wasn't buzzed
[13:25] kenshin01: she wants action
[13:25] kenshin01: kind of like that lincoln poster
[13:25] kenshin01: SHE WANTS YOU
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: no no, she was buzzed
[13:25] kenshin01: so please be smarter about it next time
[13:26] a4 gotten soul: she can have me anytime, don't need alcohol
[13:26] a4 gotten soul: trust me
[13:23] kenshin01: so you bought your woman?
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: bought?
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: brought... yes
[13:24] a4 gotten soul:
[13:24] kenshin01: brought
[13:24] kenshin01: oh cool
[13:24] a4 gotten soul: she was after 1 drink lol
[13:24] kenshin01: she was what?
[13:24] kenshin01: drunk?
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: well buzzed then drunk after 2
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: heh
[13:25] kenshin01: let me tell you a thing or two about girls son
[13:25] kenshin01: she wasn't buzzed
[13:25] kenshin01: she wants action
[13:25] kenshin01: kind of like that lincoln poster
[13:25] kenshin01: SHE WANTS YOU
[13:25] a4 gotten soul: no no, she was buzzed
[13:25] kenshin01: so please be smarter about it next time
[13:26] a4 gotten soul: she can have me anytime, don't need alcohol
[13:26] a4 gotten soul: trust me
thats when its time for the almighty R.H.
#1692
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*****lace (2:49:12 PM): it's normal franco
*****lace (2:49:33 PM): you don't have to be shy about it
H yperKansaiMr2 (2:49:40 PM): hehehe
*****lace (2:49:46 PM): everyone touches themselves
*****lace (2:49:55 PM): do you want me to teach you
*****lace (2:50:06 PM): i getting good at teaching someone
*****lace (2:50:10 PM): =)
H yperKansaiMr2 (2:50:12 PM): oh mai
H yperKansaiMr2 (2:50:24 PM): you're turning me on and im at work
H yperKansaiMr2 (2:50:28 PM): lol
*****lace (2:51:02 PM): i'm learning how to commutate pleasuring oneself
*****lace (2:49:33 PM): you don't have to be shy about it
H yperKansaiMr2 (2:49:40 PM): hehehe
*****lace (2:49:46 PM): everyone touches themselves
*****lace (2:49:55 PM): do you want me to teach you
*****lace (2:50:06 PM): i getting good at teaching someone
*****lace (2:50:10 PM): =)
H yperKansaiMr2 (2:50:12 PM): oh mai
H yperKansaiMr2 (2:50:24 PM): you're turning me on and im at work
H yperKansaiMr2 (2:50:28 PM): lol
*****lace (2:51:02 PM): i'm learning how to commutate pleasuring oneself
#1693
VIP Member
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:19:14 PM): damn
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:19:21 PM): now i want sex
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:19:26 PM): what to do after work
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:19:27 PM): lol
*****lace (3:20:06 PM): shower
*****lace (3:20:10 PM): i'll join you
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:19:21 PM): now i want sex
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:19:26 PM): what to do after work
H yperKansaiMr2 (3:19:27 PM): lol
*****lace (3:20:06 PM): shower
*****lace (3:20:10 PM): i'll join you