That's my wife...
Does she know that?
Well, she would've been if I hadn't screwed it up... who's that guy she's with?
I don't know. He's not wearing a nametag.
Want me to drag him outta here, kick the **** out of him?

--

I play for the Indians.
Here in Cleveland? I didn't know they still had a team.
Yup, we've got uniforms and everything; it is great!

 

That is a pimp *** movie.

 

Hell ya!

"...Juuuuuuuuuuust bit outside..."

 

"Willie Mays Hayes, here. Play like Mays and I run like Hayes"

That movie is awesome! Baseball season starts next week!!!

 

"Ball four...ball eight...juuust a bit outside...tried the corner and missed. And Vaughn has walked the bases full on 12 straight pitches. Personally, I don't see how guys are laying off pitches that close"


"And Heywood sends this one towards South America! Mays'll need a visa if he wants to catch this one. All that's left is a vapor trail!"


"That's one run on one hit...one goddamn hit!"
"You can't say goddamn on the air."
"Who cares, no one's listening anyway."


ESPN Classic was playing this over the weekend...watched it back-to-back and enjoyed every minute of it (for like the 234th time!)

 

Now you must watch Tremors and Men At Work to complete the last-of-the-great-eighties-movies trifecta!


"Ahh, Jesus... I like him very much. But he not help me hit curve ball."

"Are you sayin' Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball!?!"

 

"That ball would not have been out in a lot of parks"

".. name one..."

"... Yellowstone "

Best line in the movie that they cut out for the trailer

 

He may not be able to hit a curve but he can dunk the hell out of a basketball

 

"Back in Fubai, he would've been killed the second he knocked on the door. I would've snapped his neck like a twig!...the commie bastard gets no food!!"

 

"hey Barkeep.. Jobu needs a refil !"

 

Nice!

"Just a few household chemicals, mixed in the proper proportions..."