Where the hell is my effing refund?!?!??!
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you cannot claim a kid unless it has a social security number. they don't get those till they're born. hens, you cannot claim the kid until you file for the year it was born.
and, if he don't marry the ho, only one of them can claim the kid, usually the one with primary custody.
edit: but don't get married cuz you get screwed by the irs. the spouse with the lower income is then subjected to the higher tax rate (and beyond) of the spouse earning more monies.
and, if he don't marry the ho, only one of them can claim the kid, usually the one with primary custody.
edit: but don't get married cuz you get screwed by the irs. the spouse with the lower income is then subjected to the higher tax rate (and beyond) of the spouse earning more monies.
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psh, just because she is having sex with furley... and had a boyfriend at the time... what makes you think this girl has a problem keeping her legs closed.... sheesh such judgmental people these days
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so the phase-out starts at 150k AGI? i think we'll get the full 600+600+300 we're eligeble for, looks like mid august too.
we got 3100 total back state and federal, a far cry from owing 1600 last year. our AGI was high enough that the 1000 child tax credit was not 1000 though, that kind of sucked.
furley - your tax return will go up next year, you might want to change your witholdings...
we got 3100 total back state and federal, a far cry from owing 1600 last year. our AGI was high enough that the 1000 child tax credit was not 1000 though, that kind of sucked.
furley - your tax return will go up next year, you might want to change your witholdings...
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i'm maxed on ours, 5k per year. it works out to $192 per pay period, but the after-tax difference in my take home is like $105. doing it that way gives me almost $90 a pay period in free money (not really) toward daycare.
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you cannot claim a kid unless it has a social security number. they don't get those till they're born. hens, you cannot claim the kid until you file for the year it was born.
and, if he don't marry the ho, only one of them can claim the kid, usually the one with primary custody.
edit: but don't get married cuz you get screwed by the irs. the spouse with the lower income is then subjected to the higher tax rate (and beyond) of the spouse earning more monies.
and, if he don't marry the ho, only one of them can claim the kid, usually the one with primary custody.
edit: but don't get married cuz you get screwed by the irs. the spouse with the lower income is then subjected to the higher tax rate (and beyond) of the spouse earning more monies.
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Mother ****ers!!<!<!>>!OP~!{P@#$!P#%
My ****ing bank rejected the direct deposit from the IRS. So now I have to wait for the IRS to send my paper check on the 14th.
****ing BofA...
State went through fine...
My ****ing bank rejected the direct deposit from the IRS. So now I have to wait for the IRS to send my paper check on the 14th.
****ing BofA...
State went through fine...
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I had the same problem, but it was my tax preparer's fault.
Apparently there's like 15 digits you can use as the account number, and she slid my account number all the way to the right(ie 000000345235) when B of A actually uses the first 10 numbers, so it would have had to have been 3452350000000.
Apparently there's like 15 digits you can use as the account number, and she slid my account number all the way to the right(ie 000000345235) when B of A actually uses the first 10 numbers, so it would have had to have been 3452350000000.
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I had the same problem, but it was my tax preparer's fault.
Apparently there's like 15 digits you can use as the account number, and she slid my account number all the way to the right(ie 000000345235) when B of A actually uses the first 10 numbers, so it would have had to have been 3452350000000.
Apparently there's like 15 digits you can use as the account number, and she slid my account number all the way to the right(ie 000000345235) when B of A actually uses the first 10 numbers, so it would have had to have been 3452350000000.