Wednesday, is it still humpday in a short week?

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Old 01-04-2006, 09:29 AM
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Anyone see the AMG Test Drive Speed had on Monday?

737 lb-ft @ 2000 RPM.



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JESUS TORQUE!!! How the hell don't the tire light the hell up....

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Its still a Dodge.


Last time I checked it was the other way around....
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Old 01-04-2006, 09:31 AM
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Last time I checked it was the other way around....
Its a funny. Laugh.
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Old 01-04-2006, 09:35 AM
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Its a funny. Laugh.

I'm way to Zombie mode to get jokes right now, I need to wake the hell up. I went to go get an energy drink from the machines down stairs, and they wanted 2 bucks for it!! I only had 1.75, so I just got a coke, but caffeine does about as much good for me, as giving a gay guy a Fleshlight
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Old 01-04-2006, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted by LookingForPower
JESUS TORQUE!!! How the hell don't the tire light the hell up....
DBW cuts the throttle and/or individual brakes are applied.

the one cool thing that I've been thinking about because of the rain is how the SL uses it's rain sensing wiper system to activate a mode in the brakes that presses the pads gently against the discs to keep them dry and ready for sudden stops.
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You know, they make ******* fleshlights. Fleshlight: Still perfect use for any sexual orientation.
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Old 01-04-2006, 09:41 AM
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You know, they make ******* fleshlights. Fleshlight: Still perfect use for any sexual orientation.
What if you're a lesbian?
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What if you're a lesbian?
Unfortunately, there is no ***** attachment for the fleshlight
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Old 01-04-2006, 09:45 AM
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You know, they make ******* fleshlights. Fleshlight: Still perfect use for any sexual orientation.

And you know this because.......???




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Unfortunately, there is no ***** attachment for the fleshlight

QUICK!!! Make one, then patent it and make millions!!! BRILLIANT!!!
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Originally Posted by nKoan
Unfortunately, there is no ***** attachment for the fleshlight
ewwww SICK. hahaha
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And you know this because.......???

They make lips attachments too.
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Originally Posted by nKoan
Unfortunately, there is no ***** attachment for the fleshlight
Wait. I've got it! they should put a ***** attachment on the other side of a fleshlilght so a man and a [Muppet.Animal.Voice]woman[/Muppet.Animal.Voice] can both enjoy the sex0rz at the same time. What a concept.
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It should read "KHAAAAAAANNN!!!" as said by Cpt. Kirk. I still gots the "In Like Flynt" phone ring though (or the Austin Powers phone ring for those who don't know Flynt), it rocks!
I need that for my phone! How does one acquire such a ring tone?

And Flynt was a badass. I always wanted that magnetic gun he used to strip down one of the girlies.
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Does the fleshlight work as a flashlight too? I'm wondering if we could do something like that with Aaron's massive flashlight, you know, a REALLY big one? I think it might sell...just might...
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Originally Posted by Egan
I need that for my phone! How does one acquire such a ring tone?

And Flynt was a badass. I always wanted that magnetic gun he used to strip down one of the girlies.

I think it was just on the phone when they hooked it up, but I think you can download ringtones through the phone...mines a Cisco 7960 Series IP Phone.
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