Tuesday.... Second day without a Jon Macias Post!!
05-16-2006, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
lol we're making fun of furley. good times.
05-16-2006, 10:10 AM
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Wow. So things at the office just got a little awkward. This week is the last week for our hot, lemon scented, asian receptionist. Only she didn't bother to come in. We're swamped here so we need to have a receptionist.
Here's where the story takes a turn for the worse. Management tells us that we getting a temp.... a male temp. Oh noes! So while we're waiting for dude to show up, we're discussing the office unanimous decision that we must have a female receptionist, perferable of the hot variety. The story gets brought up that last time a male receptionist was brought in he wasn't called back for the second day. Boss didn't approve and there was a talking to. This time boss is on vacation. Oh hell!
So fast forward to just a few minutes ago. Dude comes in... Ick. Scrawny, old man with a comb over. The office goes nuts, a handful of us start cracking jokes.
I already miss our hot lemon scented asian receptionist.
Only she didn't bother to come in. We're swamped here so we need to have a receptionist.Here's where the story takes a turn for the worse. Management tells us that we getting a temp.... a male temp. Oh noes! So while we're waiting for dude to show up, we're discussing the office unanimous decision that we must have a female receptionist, perferable of the hot variety. The story gets brought up that last time a male receptionist was brought in he wasn't called back for the second day. Boss didn't approve and there was a talking to. This time boss is on vacation. Oh hell!
So fast forward to just a few minutes ago. Dude comes in... Ick. Scrawny, old man with a comb over. The office goes nuts, a handful of us start cracking jokes.
I already miss our hot lemon scented asian receptionist.
05-16-2006, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by STi deede
Wow. So things at the office just got a little awkward. This week is the last week for our hot, lemon scented, asian receptionist. Only she didn't bother to come in. We're swamped here so we need to have a receptionist.
Here's where the story takes a turn for the worse. Management tells us that we getting a temp.... a male temp. Oh noes! So while we're waiting for dude to show up, we're discussing the office unanimous decision that we must have a female receptionist, perferable of the hot variety. The story gets brought up that last time a male receptionist was brought in he wasn't called back for the second day. Boss didn't approve and there was a talking to. This time boss is on vacation. Oh hell!
So fast forward to just a few minutes ago. Dude comes in... Ick. Scrawny, old man with a comb over. The office goes nuts, a handful of us start cracking jokes.
I already miss our hot lemon scented asian receptionist.
Only she didn't bother to come in. We're swamped here so we need to have a receptionist.Here's where the story takes a turn for the worse. Management tells us that we getting a temp.... a male temp. Oh noes! So while we're waiting for dude to show up, we're discussing the office unanimous decision that we must have a female receptionist, perferable of the hot variety. The story gets brought up that last time a male receptionist was brought in he wasn't called back for the second day. Boss didn't approve and there was a talking to. This time boss is on vacation. Oh hell!
So fast forward to just a few minutes ago. Dude comes in... Ick. Scrawny, old man with a comb over. The office goes nuts, a handful of us start cracking jokes.
I already miss our hot lemon scented asian receptionist.
05-16-2006, 10:46 AM
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i want a hot lemon scented asian receptionist... where would one come about procuring one?
05-16-2006, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by ryball
You should sexually harass him.
05-16-2006, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by ryball
I don't know. I have some subie bucks kickin around and I want them gone for stuff. 
05-16-2006, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by dz
Perhaps you could use them to get that rear wiper working...
<insert picture if my friggen hosting was working>
