Time For Calvinball !!!
12-28-2004, 04:02 PM
#32
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I extricate the ball from its precarious position and ricochet it off the foosball table, causing an interstellar rift that doubles my point total.
Us: eleventeen +2
Them: Winnebago.
Us: eleventeen +2
Them: Winnebago.
12-28-2004, 04:03 PM
#33
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i stole three bases with my eyes closed while singing the star spangle banner in French while they played monopoly and lost
us = 456 + a stick of bubblemint
them = bad at monopoly
us = 456 + a stick of bubblemint
them = bad at monopoly
12-28-2004, 04:07 PM
#34
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I saw SoggyNoodles look at a thread and not post! In my amazement, I drop the Calvinball, but fortunately it rolls to the Staff Member dugout.
Us:102,897,730
Them: +1
Us:102,897,730
Them: +1
12-28-2004, 04:14 PM
#35
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I saw SoggyNoodles look at a thread and not post
we have legs so we run around his base ninty qudillion times and score a point for every lap...
they get dizzy watching us and throw up.
us: ninty quidillion
them: motion sick
12-28-2004, 04:18 PM
#37
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Originally Posted by LagnWagn
Best Score yet!
I go kick the Calvinball around LagnWagn's bedroom, making sure to break his cologne bottle into his underwear drawer.
Us: Scoring at home
Them: Even if you're alone
Me: Evicted.
12-28-2004, 04:21 PM
#39
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making sure to break his cologne bottle into his underwear drawer.
we take a time out and they forget to grab their socks so we're left in the open for a yellow zinger slam, which leaves two bases in nebraska and tahiti uncovered for three consecutive rounds of jaxs.
us: golden
them: smelling like joop.
12-28-2004, 04:23 PM
#40
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I kick SoggyNoodles to the moon for his uncreative post, which isn't in the spirit of CalvinBall. The peasants rejoice.
Us: autonimous collective
Them: repressed
Us: autonimous collective
Them: repressed
12-28-2004, 04:24 PM
#41
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Grabs the Calvinball and kicks it to the moon.
we score them times the square root of 18,567,340.90 for a flag on the play.
us: top of the mountian
them: -18,567,340.90 squared divided by pi.
(i told you he HAS NO LEGS!)
12-29-2004, 10:11 AM
#43
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Originally Posted by BAN SUVS
No posting without taking your turn at bat!
second quarter of a half, we receive the lincoln log on the first pop fly while they manage to loose site of 18th base while running into the sun, so we tunnel under manhatten inorder to put the puck unto the net before they can light the candle!
us: wearing superman capes
them: on the beach in Sri Lanka
get to dancing!
12-29-2004, 10:26 AM
#44
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I take the transducer ring and put it on my 3rd left finger to score the +grapefruit to my runs I just took out of the can. I make it to 33rd base while running backwards after hitting the ball with a pillow.
Score :
Us : Twenty bits of string
Them : -™
Score :
Us : Twenty bits of string
Them : -™
12-29-2004, 11:10 AM
#45
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I recited Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie in pig latin and bounced the calvinball off a tree to score a refraction infraction. I made it to 26 1/2 base before the egg timer or doom ran out. Now I'm stuck in a vocal vortex until I can pantomime the entire alphabet backwards.
us: potato
them: tuesday
us: potato
them: tuesday