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Old 09-30-2004, 01:11 PM
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I take a new ball out of my pocket and use it instead of the old ball. All scores for my team are automaticaly multiplied by eleventy billion

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my team - win
your team - 22
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awe... I lost
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Originally Posted by RSA WRX
awe... I lost
It's okay. New game!!!
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There is never a winner or loser in Calvinball !!!

I hit a tripple off the third green pole in the 4th section. I get to advance 1 base because I hit the ball underhand

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Us : 2
Them : bird
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You're right, my bad. No loosers. I have the all zone flag and score all points in all zone simultaneously.

us=q
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i got the flyball off the roof of the house and slid it in inside a cardboard box like an airplane...stopping their chance at a grandslam! We get the points for their grandslam!


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Old 09-30-2004, 03:32 PM
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I say grandslam 3 times backwards and revert the score and bonus points from the 34th period

I get 2 more porints for not giggling when I did it

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Us: The Letter L
them : sasquach
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DRAT!

the Letter L....
that's a HUGE lead over Sasquach


this time i ran under the couch and count backwards from eleventy-trizillion in less than 10 seconds, touch the pitchers mount and do two backflips...

us: mercedes
them: ten sheckles
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Old 09-30-2004, 11:53 PM
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I ran to 5th base backwards while counting to 65 by 99s.

Us: ka-five
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INTERMISSION OVER !!

I start the 78th period off by tossing the ball into the ring of hope, scoring 11 points and an extra blue pass card for being able to do it with my left hand while standing on one foot

As I pass the yellow lines of bounds, I zig zag in the zig zag zone to get an extra turn at bat

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Us : Juipter
Them : $
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Originally Posted by Scott@S-Squared
As I pass the yellow lines of bounds, I zig zag in the zig zag zone to get an extra turn at bat
nice move!
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I take the ball and hide it in my closet for 3 days. I score 2 extra points for hiding it between my helmet and my Kick The Cheat stuffie.

Us: 1 BEELION dollars
Them: just 1 calorie
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oh nose, must we bringing back this thread...
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Click here if you don't like it.
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Old 12-28-2004, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Aaron@S-S
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NV>CA

NV takes the lead, 375-12.
WTF, when did we start playing calvinball?
Game on!
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