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Old 09-30-2004, 10:58 AM
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Time For Calvinball !!!

I will start

I score 2 points for crossing the over/under line in under 20 seconds after a 2 base hit

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us - 2 points
them - negative eleventeen
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Old 09-30-2004, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Scott@S-Squared
I will start

I score 2 points for crossing the over/under line in under 20 seconds after a 2 base hit

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us - 2 points
them - negative eleventeen
(0_o) huh?
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Old 09-30-2004, 11:06 AM
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me lost?
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I got a 3 base hit and I get off the end wall +5 points. The lose 12 points for not stopping the off the wall and letting me go 3 bases.

us: 8
them: -30
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
I got a 3 base hit and I get off the end wall +5 points. The lose 12 points for not stopping the off the wall and letting me go 3 bases.

us: 8
them: -30
your cheating you CHEATER.... I QUIT
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Old 09-30-2004, 11:28 AM
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I gain 42 equality points for not using the bat to hit the ball. I make it to the 45th base before the ball can be brought back into the red zone. I score double points because I skipped to the 4th base and walked backwards between the 11th and 14th base

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Us : blueball
them : negative nothing
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Old 09-30-2004, 12:04 PM
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LOL, good ish Scott. Gotta love Calvin and Hobbes.
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Old 09-30-2004, 12:19 PM
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Who stickied this stupidity?
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Old 09-30-2004, 12:19 PM
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I use a duck to reach the point of scoring, and find the 3x marker on my way down and tripple my score for my wordcount

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Us - Twine
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I caught the ball with my mouth and got to the 30 yard time-fracture wicket on my hands and knees.

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I use my "get double points when someone catches anything with their mouth or left foot" card

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I was in the corallary zone so if anyone uses their "get double points when someone catches anything with their mouth or left foot" card I get their points plus any original points

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I kicked all of you in the nutz...

1000 points for me...

I win...

GAME OVER...
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to score any points you would have had to use the Calvinball to hit us in the nuts, so you lose.

us=efj
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