Thursmadayical
08-10-2006 | 04:30 PM
#129
Registered User
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 3,578
From: en route
Car Info: puppy hauler
Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
My daughter's birthday is today & my wife placed a cake order at a grocery store.
My sister said she could pick it up.
Sister called me in a panic earlier, telling me that the cake wasn't made, as the order had been lost.
"No problem. See if there are any other unicorn cakes there." I replied.
"Yes, there's two."
"OK. Get the names/phone #/ whatever else is written on the tag & leave."
She complied & I went to the store.
Lady at the cake counter: "May I help you?"
"Hi, I'm Mr Smith, ph# 555-1212. I'm here to pick up my Unicorn cake."
"Here's you cake Mr Smith."
I'm so going to hell.
My sister said she could pick it up.
Sister called me in a panic earlier, telling me that the cake wasn't made, as the order had been lost.
"No problem. See if there are any other unicorn cakes there." I replied.
"Yes, there's two."
"OK. Get the names/phone #/ whatever else is written on the tag & leave."
She complied & I went to the store.
Lady at the cake counter: "May I help you?"
"Hi, I'm Mr Smith, ph# 555-1212. I'm here to pick up my Unicorn cake."
"Here's you cake Mr Smith."
I'm so going to hell.
You can't go to hell for that. It's there mistake that the shop "lost" the order.
08-10-2006 | 05:24 PM
#132
Originally Posted by TitanSTI
08-10-2006 | 09:34 PM
#134
Troll
iTrader: (6)
Joined: Jan 2006
Posts: 15,877
From: In SoggyNoodles Low Rise Pants
Car Info: 2008 Legacy Spec-B
10 TRUTHS BLACK, HISPANIC, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in
line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is
not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE, BLACK, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Your in America you speak our language.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of
every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store
is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Ranch is a salad dressing, not a side dish.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth
more than your car.
10 TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT
1. You cant drive.
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.
3. The peace sign is outdated.
4. Rice is not a main course.
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.
6. Feet were meant to grow.
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.
9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory
THought it was funny...
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in
line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is
not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE, BLACK, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Cars are not meant to touch the ground.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Your in America you speak our language.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of
every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store
is not normal.
10 TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND ASIAN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Ranch is a salad dressing, not a side dish.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth
more than your car.
10 TRUTHS WHITE, HISPANIC, AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT ASIAN
PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT
1. You cant drive.
2. Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth.
3. The peace sign is outdated.
4. Rice is not a main course.
5. Taking pictures is fun, taking pictures of strangers is just weird.
6. Feet were meant to grow.
7. You need girls just as much as you need boys.
8. Dogs were meant to be pets, not eaten.
9. You dont need above a 4.0 to graduate.
10. Fanny packs are not an accessory
THought it was funny...
