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08-10-2006 | 03:46 PM
#111
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From: Reno, NV
Car Info: 1993/2000/2001 GF4 mostly red
Originally Posted by sybir
I think Cohn already knows about those......
if that tougwagon ******* doesn't get them first
if that tougwagon ******* doesn't get them first
08-10-2006 | 03:48 PM
#114
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From: You're doing it wrong!
Car Info: This aint a bag. It's a shipment.
Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
My daughter's birthday is today & my wife placed a cake order at a grocery store.
My sister said she could pick it up.
Sister called me in a panic earlier, telling me that the cake wasn't made, as the order had been lost.
"No problem. See if there are any other unicorn cakes there." I replied.
"Yes, there's two."
"OK. Get the names/phone #/ whatever else is written on the tag & leave."
She complied & I went to the store.
Lady at the cake counter: "May I help you?"
"Hi, I'm Mr Smith, ph# 555-1212. I'm here to pick up my Unicorn cake."
"Here's you cake Mr Smith."
I'm so going to hell.
My sister said she could pick it up.
Sister called me in a panic earlier, telling me that the cake wasn't made, as the order had been lost.
"No problem. See if there are any other unicorn cakes there." I replied.
"Yes, there's two."
"OK. Get the names/phone #/ whatever else is written on the tag & leave."
She complied & I went to the store.
Lady at the cake counter: "May I help you?"
"Hi, I'm Mr Smith, ph# 555-1212. I'm here to pick up my Unicorn cake."
"Here's you cake Mr Smith."
I'm so going to hell.
I was told this story a long time ago. Not sure how true it is.
A dude tries to sell his car. The buyer insists on using a check. After some haggling the dude gives in and takes the check for a couple grand.
Later Dude goes to the buyers bank to cash the check. Bank teller says there is insufficient funds. Dude asks teller how much to make it good. Teller says something like $85 bucks. Dude makes a deposit for $85 bucks in buyers account then cashes check. Buyer now has zero funds.
08-10-2006 | 03:48 PM
#115
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From: Reno, NV
Car Info: 1993/2000/2001 GF4 mostly red
Actually Cohn, you need these: https://www.i-club.com/forums/norcal-classifieds-96/one-set-custom-black-volk-ce28n-18x8-5-5x100-44-%242175-140575/
Pimpest wheels you can possibly get.
Pimpest wheels you can possibly get.
08-10-2006 | 03:48 PM
#116
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From: Auto Drift King
Car Info: 2005 WRX Auto with high hopes :l
Originally Posted by BAN SUVS
that's what I get for not actually reading the thread first.
08-10-2006 | 03:50 PM
#118
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Originally Posted by Double Phister
reminds me of this....
I was told this story a long time ago. Not sure how true it is.
A dude tries to sell his car. The buyer insists on using a check. After some haggling the dude gives in and takes the check for a couple grand.
Later Dude goes to the buyers bank to cash the check. Bank teller says there is insufficient funds. Dude asks teller how much to make it good. Teller says something like $85 bucks. Dude makes a deposit for $85 bucks in buyers account then cashes check. Buyer now has zero funds.
I was told this story a long time ago. Not sure how true it is.
A dude tries to sell his car. The buyer insists on using a check. After some haggling the dude gives in and takes the check for a couple grand.
Later Dude goes to the buyers bank to cash the check. Bank teller says there is insufficient funds. Dude asks teller how much to make it good. Teller says something like $85 bucks. Dude makes a deposit for $85 bucks in buyers account then cashes check. Buyer now has zero funds.
both guys got owned on that one - dude lost $85, other guy lost all the money he had left.
08-10-2006 | 03:53 PM
#119
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From: Auto Drift King
Car Info: 2005 WRX Auto with high hopes :l
Originally Posted by Double Phister
reminds me of this....
I was told this story a long time ago. Not sure how true it is.
A dude tries to sell his car. The buyer insists on using a check. After some haggling the dude gives in and takes the check for a couple grand.
Later Dude goes to the buyers bank to cash the check. Bank teller says there is insufficient funds. Dude asks teller how much to make it good. Teller says something like $85 bucks. Dude makes a deposit for $85 bucks in buyers account then cashes check. Buyer now has zero funds.
I was told this story a long time ago. Not sure how true it is.
A dude tries to sell his car. The buyer insists on using a check. After some haggling the dude gives in and takes the check for a couple grand.
Later Dude goes to the buyers bank to cash the check. Bank teller says there is insufficient funds. Dude asks teller how much to make it good. Teller says something like $85 bucks. Dude makes a deposit for $85 bucks in buyers account then cashes check. Buyer now has zero funds.
On another note, that made me laugh pretty good.
Last edited by Grimm; 08-10-2006 at 03:55 PM.