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Old 06-12-2013, 03:03 PM
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there is a time and place outside of the internet? what?
I was born and raised in an Amish community until I decided to leave my family to join the modern world. That was 3 years ago. My mom got worried too, because the other Amish kids were always picking on me, even when I was just minding my own business, shooting some Bball outside school. They were always up to no good.
Anyways, I got shipped to the Bel-air of SF, St Francis and that was that.

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Old 06-12-2013, 03:08 PM
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Old 06-12-2013, 03:41 PM
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A woman calls the airline office in Chicago and asks, "How long does it take to fly to Seattle?"
The clerk says to her, "Just a second."
"Thank you." the lady says, and hangs up.


boom.

On another note, someone ran a red light today and hit me, anyone know a good place to get fair body work done with a paint match?
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Old 06-12-2013, 03:44 PM
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Old 06-12-2013, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by stupidchicken03
how bad is it?
Not bad at all, just need a new fender or get it popped out.
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Old 06-12-2013, 03:54 PM
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So a Russian walked in to a bar...
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Old 06-12-2013, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by w0ng3r
Ok Mr Mehndi, Sala chudt

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Originally Posted by i<3dirt
So a Russian walked in to a bar...
In mother Russia bar walks into you.
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Old 06-12-2013, 04:36 PM
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Old 06-12-2013, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by sonic_subaru
On another note, someone ran a red light today and hit me, anyone know a good place to get fair body work done with a paint match?

Shanahan's Auto Body on Power Inn

They've always taken care of me...and I know the owner.
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Old 06-12-2013, 06:04 PM
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Old 06-12-2013, 07:17 PM
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LOL best joke ever!!!
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