Stupid Joke Wednesday
06-12-2013, 02:26 PM
#26
This is a long one:
The Singapore Prime Minister visits India. Prior to the trip he was told to wait at the airport while a Benz picks him up. Upon arrival, the PM realizes the airport is an absolute **** hole. He walks outside and sees an old Benz truck instead of the E class he was expecting.
The Indian PM gives him a tour of the city. But along the way, the Singapore PM kept criticizing everything "Look, people are peeing and pooping everywhere, that man is obviously abusing his wife and child openly in the streets, the traffic is horrible, the roads are crappy blahblahblah". The Indian PM is naturally offended.
A Few months pass and the Indian PM decides to visit Singapore to "return the favor". However, he realizes how clean and efficient the airport is. He is picked up by a private helicopter as the Singapore PM gives him an aerial tour of the entire city. "****" the Indian PM thinks to himself, "How am I going to criticize anything? Everything has been perfect and immaculate since I got here!"
Just at that moment, he looks out the window and exclaims "AH HAH! WHAT IS THIS! PEOPLE POOPING AND PEEING EVERYWHERE! THAT MAN IS ROBBING A STORE IN BROAD DAYLIGHT! AND ITS SO DIRTY DOWN THERE!"
The Singapore PM smiles and replies "Ah, welcome to Little India!"
**** YOU IF YOU DIDNT LAUGH! THAT TOOK FOREVER TO TYPE OUT!
The Singapore Prime Minister visits India. Prior to the trip he was told to wait at the airport while a Benz picks him up. Upon arrival, the PM realizes the airport is an absolute **** hole. He walks outside and sees an old Benz truck instead of the E class he was expecting.
The Indian PM gives him a tour of the city. But along the way, the Singapore PM kept criticizing everything "Look, people are peeing and pooping everywhere, that man is obviously abusing his wife and child openly in the streets, the traffic is horrible, the roads are crappy blahblahblah". The Indian PM is naturally offended.
A Few months pass and the Indian PM decides to visit Singapore to "return the favor". However, he realizes how clean and efficient the airport is. He is picked up by a private helicopter as the Singapore PM gives him an aerial tour of the entire city. "****" the Indian PM thinks to himself, "How am I going to criticize anything? Everything has been perfect and immaculate since I got here!"
Just at that moment, he looks out the window and exclaims "AH HAH! WHAT IS THIS! PEOPLE POOPING AND PEEING EVERYWHERE! THAT MAN IS ROBBING A STORE IN BROAD DAYLIGHT! AND ITS SO DIRTY DOWN THERE!"
The Singapore PM smiles and replies "Ah, welcome to Little India!"
**** YOU IF YOU DIDNT LAUGH! THAT TOOK FOREVER TO TYPE OUT!
