Screw you all
03-20-2005 | 09:36 AM
#20
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Originally Posted by Slack
While you're all in Reno partying it up, getting boobies in your face, I will be stuck in the basement of a building taking a 2 hour final.
03-20-2005 | 11:34 AM
#21
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Originally Posted by Oaf
Yea, but while they were staring at boobies that they'll never suckle, I was adding water injection & headers to my hooptie....then suckled some boobies.
03-20-2005 | 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by STi deede
water injection & headers are longer lasting......but I suckled boobies last night.
Care to elaborate?
03-20-2005 | 04:58 PM
#26
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The girl that gave me a lapdance in the vip room let me suck her nips. She liked me.
When the dance was all over (which was 2 songs) she said that she'd have to go "finish herself off". She also made the comment that this is one of the few times that she wished that she had a dick. Stripper talk.....it rules. Always makes you feel so good.
Of course my favorite was the girl in the orange thong that gave me a lapdance to TOOL. That was the best. She liked my "real *****".
So fun.
When the dance was all over (which was 2 songs) she said that she'd have to go "finish herself off". She also made the comment that this is one of the few times that she wished that she had a dick. Stripper talk.....it rules. Always makes you feel so good.
Of course my favorite was the girl in the orange thong that gave me a lapdance to TOOL. That was the best. She liked my "real *****".
So fun.
03-20-2005 | 05:01 PM
#27
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Originally Posted by STi deede
The girl that gave me a lapdance in the vip room let me suck her nips. She liked me.
When the dance was all over (which was 2 songs) she said that she'd have to go "finish herself off". She also made the comment that this is one of the few times that she wished that she had a dick. Stripper talk.....it rules. Always makes you feel so good.
Of course my favorite was the girl in the orange thong that gave me a lapdance to TOOL. That was the best. She liked my "real *****".
So fun.
When the dance was all over (which was 2 songs) she said that she'd have to go "finish herself off". She also made the comment that this is one of the few times that she wished that she had a dick. Stripper talk.....it rules. Always makes you feel so good.
Of course my favorite was the girl in the orange thong that gave me a lapdance to TOOL. That was the best. She liked my "real *****".
So fun.
ed's probably killing kittens right now reading that.
03-20-2005 | 05:10 PM
#29
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Originally Posted by STi deede
The girl that gave me a lapdance in the vip room let me suck her nips. She liked me.
When the dance was all over (which was 2 songs) she said that she'd have to go "finish herself off". She also made the comment that this is one of the few times that she wished that she had a dick. Stripper talk.....it rules. Always makes you feel so good.
Of course my favorite was the girl in the orange thong that gave me a lapdance to TOOL. That was the best. She liked my "real *****".
So fun.
When the dance was all over (which was 2 songs) she said that she'd have to go "finish herself off". She also made the comment that this is one of the few times that she wished that she had a dick. Stripper talk.....it rules. Always makes you feel so good.
Of course my favorite was the girl in the orange thong that gave me a lapdance to TOOL. That was the best. She liked my "real *****".
So fun.
03-20-2005 | 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by STi deede
The girl that gave me a lapdance in the vip room let me suck her nips. She liked me.
When the dance was all over (which was 2 songs) she said that she'd have to go "finish herself off". She also made the comment that this is one of the few times that she wished that she had a dick. Stripper talk.....it rules. Always makes you feel so good.
Of course my favorite was the girl in the orange thong that gave me a lapdance to TOOL. That was the best. She liked my "real *****".
So fun.
When the dance was all over (which was 2 songs) she said that she'd have to go "finish herself off". She also made the comment that this is one of the few times that she wished that she had a dick. Stripper talk.....it rules. Always makes you feel so good.
Of course my favorite was the girl in the orange thong that gave me a lapdance to TOOL. That was the best. She liked my "real *****".
So fun.