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Old 01-07-2005, 08:31 AM
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I bet you would enjoy that.
Only if I get to shoot you in the knee cap.
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Old 01-07-2005, 08:33 AM
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Only if I get to shoot you in the knee cap.
I did deserve that
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So ummm when can I go for that ride along?
Can I man the shotgun?

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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
So ummm when can I go for that ride along?
Can I man the shotgun?
Maybe you could ask him if you could pump his shotgun too! The police issued shotgun is sort of short so don't worry, you can handle it.
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Sorry Soggy! (I didn't even go anywhere with the Ride along theme)
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Originally Posted by SubNub
Maybe you could ask him if you could pump his shotgun too! The police issued shotgun is sort of short so don't worry, you can handle it.
They have sawed off shotguns?

How about I run your plans during my ride along and find out where you live?

Yes?

"911 what's your emergency?"
"Yes, I'd like to report a crackhouse..."

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You will pay scott!!!
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
They have sawed off shotguns?

How about I run your plans during my ride along and find out where you live?

Yes?

"911 what's your emergency?"
"Yes, I'd like to report a crackhouse..."

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hahaha
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Old 01-07-2005, 08:47 AM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
They have sawed off shotguns?

How about I run your plans during my ride along and find out where you live?

Yes?

"911 what's your emergency?"
"Yes, I'd like to report a crackhouse..."

hehehhe


They don't have "Sawed off" shotguns per say but they do use a short barrel gun that is not available to the public anymore. The short barrel assures accuracy because the spray is probably slightly larger than a basketball.

Tip: Make sure you call from an untraceable number. When they find out I don't really run a crack house they might be upset at you for lying.

(Just kidding, I see what you did there and I again deserved it lol)
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Originally Posted by SubNub
They don't have "Sawed off" shotguns per say but they do use a short barrel gun that is not available to the public anymore. The short barrel assures accuracy because the spray is probably slightly larger than a basketball.

Tip: Make sure you call from an untraceable number. When they find out I don't really run a crack house they might be upset at you for lying.

(Just kidding, I see what you did there and I again deserved it lol)
I could always plant some keys before I call.

Yes?

hahahahaha.
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Old 01-07-2005, 08:54 AM
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So ummm when can I go for that ride along?
Can I man the shotgun?
After the Hollywood Body Armor-wearing bad guy incident, they get:
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
So ummm when can I go for that ride along?
Can I man the shotgun?
Don't forget to cup the shells.
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After the Hollywood Body Armor-wearing bad guy incident, they get:
I bought one of those last night for $3100. Came with silencer and 30 rounds.
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I bought one of those last night for $3100. Came with silencer and 30 rounds.
that's my choice for Counter Terrorists...
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