View Poll Results: Which is better at KFC?
Boneless honey bbq wings
10
52.63%
popcorn ass (really how can you call it chicken when there is no chicken in it)
3
15.79%
regular chicken pieces
3
15.79%
:donkey:
3
15.79%
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Popcorn chicken Vs. boneless honey bbq wings
11-05-2004, 04:40 PM
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UPDATE:
It was not pretty. I'm not sure where to start... I think that I have never had feces ever exit my rectum faster than the popcorn "chicken" did today. It was like a poop slathered in crisco fired down a waterslide with a saturn rocket strapped to it.
It came out with such force and with such velocity, I got a douche with the water it displaced.
I guess it could have been worse. It could have burned on the way out.
It was not pretty. I'm not sure where to start... I think that I have never had feces ever exit my rectum faster than the popcorn "chicken" did today. It was like a poop slathered in crisco fired down a waterslide with a saturn rocket strapped to it.
It came out with such force and with such velocity, I got a douche with the water it displaced.
I guess it could have been worse. It could have burned on the way out.
11-05-2004, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ryball
UPDATE:
It was not pretty. I'm not sure where to start... I think that I have never had feces ever exit my rectum faster than the popcorn "chicken" did today. It was like a poop slathered in crisco fired down a waterslide with a saturn rocket strapped to it.
It came out with such force and with such velocity, I got a douche with the water it displaced.
I guess it could have been worse. It could have burned on the way out.
It was not pretty. I'm not sure where to start... I think that I have never had feces ever exit my rectum faster than the popcorn "chicken" did today. It was like a poop slathered in crisco fired down a waterslide with a saturn rocket strapped to it.
It came out with such force and with such velocity, I got a douche with the water it displaced.
I guess it could have been worse. It could have burned on the way out.
11-05-2004, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by ryball
UPDATE:
It was not pretty. I'm not sure where to start... I think that I have never had feces ever exit my rectum faster than the popcorn "chicken" did today. It was like a poop slathered in crisco fired down a waterslide with a saturn rocket strapped to it.
It came out with such force and with such velocity, I got a douche with the water it displaced.
I guess it could have been worse. It could have burned on the way out.
It was not pretty. I'm not sure where to start... I think that I have never had feces ever exit my rectum faster than the popcorn "chicken" did today. It was like a poop slathered in crisco fired down a waterslide with a saturn rocket strapped to it.
It came out with such force and with such velocity, I got a douche with the water it displaced.
I guess it could have been worse. It could have burned on the way out.
11-05-2004, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by ryball
UPDATE:
It was not pretty. I'm not sure where to start... I think that I have never had feces ever exit my rectum faster than the popcorn "chicken" did today. It was like a poop slathered in crisco fired down a waterslide with a saturn rocket strapped to it.
It came out with such force and with such velocity, I got a douche with the water it displaced.
I guess it could have been worse. It could have burned on the way out.
It was not pretty. I'm not sure where to start... I think that I have never had feces ever exit my rectum faster than the popcorn "chicken" did today. It was like a poop slathered in crisco fired down a waterslide with a saturn rocket strapped to it.
It came out with such force and with such velocity, I got a douche with the water it displaced.
I guess it could have been worse. It could have burned on the way out.
11-07-2004, 10:36 AM
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The only time I bought a so-called 'family pack' of popcorn chicken, it had a lot of crumbs and pieces of batter containing no chicken at all. The taste was okay but not really what they showed or advertised on TV. I want that bucket. 
I used to buy KFC's liver dinner for take-out. Finger-lickin' good!
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I used to buy KFC's liver dinner for take-out. Finger-lickin' good!
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