Phony doctor gives free breast exams
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Phony doctor gives free breast exams
This is too funny :rotfl: The chicks he "assaulted" had it coming for being sofaking dumb!
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MIAMI (Reuters) - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.
One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.
The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.
The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.
"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.
At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.
Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.
One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.
The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.
The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.
"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.
At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.
Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.
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The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag
Now Jesse Jackson has one more thing to be hypothesizing and proselytizing about with regards to racial implications of current situations...
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Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
Haha i saw that on shortnews, i should go around giving free pen1s fitment
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Haha i saw that on shortnews, i should go around giving free pen1s fitment
and that kids, is the hanging curve ball of the internet
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
I don't think it would be as easy to find a guy to put his ***** in your butt as it would be to get a dumb chick to let you do a breast exam
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
I don't think it would be as easy to find a guy to put his ***** in your butt as it would be to get a dumb chick to let you do a breast exam
BOOOYYYAAAH!!