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Old 01-14-2005 | 10:38 AM
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our tax dollars at work - the sex bomb !

haha.. this is just too good !

Originally Posted by newscientist.com
Pentagon reveals rejected chemical weapons

* 15 January 2005
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THE Pentagon considered developing a host of non-lethal chemical weapons that would disrupt discipline and morale among enemy troops, newly declassified documents reveal.

Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.

Other ideas included chemical weapons that attract swarms of enraged wasps or angry rats to troop positions, making them uninhabitable. Another was to develop a chemical that caused "severe and lasting halitosis", making it easy to identify guerrillas trying to blend in with civilians. There was also the idea of making troops' skin unbearably sensitive to sunlight.

The proposals, from the US Air Force Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio, date from 1994. The lab sought Pentagon funding for research into what it called "harassing, annoying and 'bad guy'-identifying chemicals". The plans have been posted online by the Sunshine Project, an organisation that exposes research into chemical and biological weapons.

Spokesman Edward Hammond says it was not known if the proposed $7.5 million, six-year research plan was ever pursued.
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Old 01-14-2005 | 10:39 AM
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ANGRY RATS... SWARM !!

too damn funny.. how the hell do they even think of this crap ?
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7.5 Million!!




I think they might have done some testing down in san fran.
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Hahaha! It would be like an SRT 4 meet.
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were you a victim ?
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I heard L.S.D. was developed by our Government during the Vietnam war as a chemical weapon....
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Originally Posted by Scott@S-S
were you a victim ?
omg you tried to make fun of me there. I am hurt.




speaking of which, where is subnub?
Old 01-14-2005 | 10:46 AM
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I heard L.S.D. was developed by our Government during the Vietnam war as a chemical weapon....
Yeah, and I'm pretty sure it makes you gay too.
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dunno where Ken has been.. maybe he has to work :P
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dunno where Ken has been.. maybe he has to work :P
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i think they've been testing those chemicals in San Francisco for years now.
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Originally Posted by N600
i think they've been testing those chemicals in San Francisco for years now.
LMAO... nice one
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This is email worthy in my case.

I wonder if this is considered proof of a chemical imbalance regarding the lifestyle itself. Just a thought...
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On a less serious note...

So that's why the Pentagon had always been asking for samples of my pheromones when I was in.

Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible
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7.5 Million!!




I think they might have done some testing down in san fran.
Originally Posted by N600
i think they've been testing those chemicals in San Francisco for years now.

do'h!



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