Oh wow I thought my tallywacker was gonna explode so I posted this crap twice
01-18-2006, 02:02 PM
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Oh wow I thought my tallywacker was gonna explode
So Here it is.... 1:30 in the after-noon, as I am waking up I feel a sudden urge that Mr. ****** was full and needed to take a leak... So I slowly start to get out of bed to realize that this isn't just no normal ****, this one is going to be one for the record books!! So I quickly reach down and try to find it with my Microscope, then I get the tweezers and pinch him shut!! "No Leakey ****** for me!!", as I ran quickly to the bathroom!! Just as I get into the bathroom, I can't take it anymore so I hold on tight and BOOMMMMMMMM pee starts coming out like a Russian fire hose! I ended up getting a couple drops here and there on the seat, but over all it was a 98% shooting day for me... I grabbed some toilet paper, whipped off the seat and flushed, walked a few feet to my right where there was a sink... Put some soap on my hands... washed them thoroughly... I then felt like a new man!! Where I shortly found myself on my bed again with my Laptop reading about someone who shared a similar experience but he went #2 instead of #1, so I decided you would all like to know my experience also!!
I hope you enjoyed my story!
I hope you enjoyed my story!
01-18-2006, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
I'm tempted to dumpster this because:
1. It's a complete fabrication.
2. It's a stupid ploy for attention.
1. It's a complete fabrication.
2. It's a stupid ploy for attention.
No i really woke up and took a ****... it's called a morning ****...
Is it a ploy for attention? No more then Dz's stupid **** story...
01-18-2006, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
I'm tempted to dumpster this because:
1. It's a complete fabrication.
2. It's a stupid ploy for attention.
1. It's a complete fabrication.
2. It's a stupid ploy for attention.
pictures are a ploy for attention also, but those threads aren't dumped.
plus its a funny story
01-18-2006, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by 02BlackWRX
I dunno, its not really anythign thats against i-club's rules is it?
pictures are a ploy for attention also, but those threads aren't dumped.
plus its a funny story
pictures are a ploy for attention also, but those threads aren't dumped.
plus its a funny story
01-18-2006, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
He tried to make a lamo parody of another thread. We certainly don't need two of that thread.
There was no intentions to make a "lamo parody" of another thread, I wanted to share my similar experiences that DZ had since everyone seemed to enjoy his! I have a feeling if my name was DZ my thread would have been stickied... But instead it gets dumpster-ed
01-18-2006, 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by LookingForPower
There was no intentions to make a "lamo parody" of another thread, I wanted to share my similar experiences that DZ had since everyone seemed to enjoy his! I have a feeling if my name was DZ my thread would have been stickied... But instead it gets dumpster-ed
Here's a defintion of the word 'parody' from dictionary.com that I think most closely relates to this thread:
Something so bad as to be equivalent to intentional mockery
01-18-2006, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
His thread wasn't stickied. People keep replying to it.
Here's a definition of the word 'parody' from dictionary.com that I think most closely relates to this thread:
Here's a definition of the word 'parody' from dictionary.com that I think most closely relates to this thread:
I am glad that you can read my mind and see my intentions with this thread, because you can even count my roll of toilet paper there is exactly 3 pieces missing(since it was a brand new roll). The story had not intentions to be a "mockery" or "parody"(look I'm using the new word you just taught me!)... So you have me twisted Matt...
P.S. I know his thread wasn't stickied maybe I should teach you a word or two on what my statement was...
01-18-2006, 03:04 PM
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For what it is worth, I personally don't think this thread belongs in the dumpster any more (or any less for that matter) than the rest of LFP's posts.
