Kinda Funny, Kinda True
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Kinda Funny, Kinda True
I got an email today with this in it. Now I don't believe in some of the stuff on here but alot of it I do, so i decided I would share! lol
Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back:
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers.
The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the
United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and
Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund,
Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see
what happens...
Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill
someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from
driving to the ball game.
I believe the the Boy Scouts are called that for a reason, that is why there are
no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA
BURKE?
I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different,
weird, or tick me off.
When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the
population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability.
I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a
newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if
you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!
My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you
were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the police should have
every right to shoot your sorry *** if you threaten them after they tell you to
stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the
above lines.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified
for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks,
etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other
business.
We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars
to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and
tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their
interpretations.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't
stop you from watching them.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to
make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's
better, and put your name on the building.
It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a
parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary,
and say "NO!"
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend
they are a political statement.And, please, stay home until that new lip ring
heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French
fries!
I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a
single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be "African-Americans"?
Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a
European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great
grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else.
And if you don't like my point of view, tough...
THEN DON'T PASS IT ON!!
Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back:
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers.
The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the
United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and
Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund,
Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see
what happens...
Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill
someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from
driving to the ball game.
I believe the the Boy Scouts are called that for a reason, that is why there are
no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING MARTHA
BURKE?
I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different,
weird, or tick me off.
When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the
population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability.
I believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a
newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact, if
you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak English!
My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you
were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the police should have
every right to shoot your sorry *** if you threaten them after they tell you to
stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the
above lines.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified
for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks,
etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other
business.
We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars
to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and
tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their
interpretations.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. That doesn't
stop you from watching them.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to
make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's
better, and put your name on the building.
It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a
parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary,
and say "NO!"
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend
they are a political statement.And, please, stay home until that new lip ring
heals. I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me French
fries!
I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and not a
single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be "African-Americans"?
Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a
European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great
grandfather was from Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else.
And if you don't like my point of view, tough...
THEN DON'T PASS IT ON!!
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Originally Posted by dorifto88
well my response to what andy roony is...
my browness will not permit me to accept such allegations
my browness will not permit me to accept such allegations
mmmmk.... You don't think any of that is true?? The Double Stands in this world when it comes to Color and Sexual are rediculas. There is such thing as reverse racism. Now im definately not trying to say there isnt racism anymore, **** be a colored person in roseville and watch all the white people look at you like "OMG, What is that?"
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Originally Posted by LookingForPower
mmmmk.... You don't think any of that is true?? The Double Stands in this world when it comes to Color and Sexual are rediculas. There is such thing as reverse racism. Now im definately not trying to say there isnt racism anymore, **** be a colored person in roseville and watch all the white people look at you like "OMG, What is that?"
i was trying to make a reference to the chappelle show
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Some city (San Jose I think) got rid of the word minority from their vocabulary because of the negative connotation. So now they all sound stupider when they talk about the 'non-majority'.
A Minority is just that. the opposite of the majority.
The man always trying to keep majorities down.
I got your affirmative action right here foo.
A Minority is just that. the opposite of the majority.
The man always trying to keep majorities down.
I got your affirmative action right here foo.
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
damn straight brownie!
Now, where's my white hoodie....
Now, where's my white hoodie....
you know your a redneck if...
you live in EAAAAAAAALK GWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE