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Old 05-31-2005, 03:36 PM
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Old 05-31-2005, 03:41 PM
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I have big muscles

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Are you talking about those pills that you shove up your *** to make your butt cheeks look bigger?
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Old 05-31-2005, 03:48 PM
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Are you talking about those pills that you shove up your *** to make your butt cheeks look bigger?
He might give himself the hiv if touches his own ***.
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Old 05-31-2005, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted by topnotchwrx
Are you talking about those pills that you shove up your *** to make your butt cheeks look bigger?
damn, I didn't know you checked out my ***.
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Old 05-31-2005, 04:08 PM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
damn, I didn't know you checked out my ***.
I never said that I checked out your ***. I was asking if those were the pills you were taking. Back in the day a girl at school used those once and lets just say that that ish looked nasty. She actually had a good looking *** but then it got all lop sided.
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Originally Posted by topnotchwrx
I never said that I checked out your ***. I was asking if those were the pills you were taking. Back in the day a girl at school used those once and lets just say that that ish looked nasty. She actually had a good looking *** but then it got all lop sided.
haha .. you were looking at a chicks ***... oh wai ...
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haha .. you were looking at a chicks ***... oh wai ...
and you don't???
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and you don't???
Driver carries no cash or *********, he's married
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Originally Posted by Aaron@S-S
Driver carries no cash or *********, he's married
so that means he doesn't get to look at a chicks *** because he's married to a man?

eeewwwww
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you get to look at other chicks asses when you're married. just don't get caught.
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Exactly.
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it's the LOST energy drink spewing out...
those thing have the serious wiggle going on.

what happened to our freindly neighborhood eThug and his/her tire spinning cohort??

i wanna mustag cuz they're sofasssss!




wait...i'm actually "rerailing" this thread...someone take me to the ER that LOST is one strong drank! got me thinkin all backwards & stuff. stop me before i buy a convertable 5.0h!!!
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