This just in - BlackVenom96 still isn't getting any from sikmach
05-27-2005, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Oaf
No worries...remember, not all *******s drive Mustangs, but all Mustangs are driven by *******s.
Look no further than our own Ali G.
Look no further than our own Ali G.
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and *******s. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fu-ck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your *******s, Oaf. And all the *******s want us to sh-it all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fu-cked by dicks. But dicks also fu-ck *******s, Oaf. And if they didn't fu-ck the *******s, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pus-sy all covered in sh-it!
05-27-2005, 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Ali G
You got it all wrong. I am a dick not an *******...
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and *******s. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fu-ck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your *******s, Oaf. And all the *******s want us to sh-it all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fu-cked by dicks. But dicks also fu-ck *******s, Oaf. And if they didn't fu-ck the *******s, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pus-sy all covered in sh-it!
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and *******s. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fu-ck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your *******s, Oaf. And all the *******s want us to sh-it all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fu-cked by dicks. But dicks also fu-ck *******s, Oaf. And if they didn't fu-ck the *******s, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pus-sy all covered in sh-it!
05-27-2005, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by topnotchwrx
how long did it take you to come up with that. cuz that right thur is some funny shiat. :rotfl:
05-27-2005, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by topnotchwrx
why do you say that? 
i get out plenty.
i get out plenty.
Ever heard of it?
05-27-2005, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Ali G
Ever heard of it?
05-28-2005, 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by topnotchwrx
I'm out there with the mustang guys all the time. You can ask blackvenom96, we always see eachother. Before everybody starts yelling and e-thugging me about being out there with them, we all just hang around and chill before somebody tries to showoff and gets us kicked out of the place. That Cirby and Sunrise Bel-Air parking lot is actually not the right place anymore. It's now at the parking lot of Home Depot on Sunrise and Folsom in Rancho. See ya all there.
05-28-2005, 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by BlackVenom96
yeah i see you pretty often. i wasnt out tonight though, i heard there were hella cops out.
05-28-2005, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted by BlackVenom96
yeah i see you pretty often. i wasnt out tonight though, i heard there were hella cops out.
05-28-2005, 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Ali G
Isn't that what you just did?
Sexual frustration - that explains it all...
OK Prince Valiant - trying to win her love in a jousting match are we?
That would be hard to do unless you plan to bring mirrors or would be so kind as to video tape it for me so I could watch the tape while recovering from the beating
Isn't that past your bed time Junior?
Come on Mustang Sally, is this really all you've got or are you too busy braiding a chain of jungle pubes and *** hairs in to a handle so you can carry your sikcooter'd friend like a six pack of your favorite juice boxes to respond?
Sexual frustration - that explains it all...
OK Prince Valiant - trying to win her love in a jousting match are we?
That would be hard to do unless you plan to bring mirrors or would be so kind as to video tape it for me so I could watch the tape while recovering from the beating
Isn't that past your bed time Junior?
Come on Mustang Sally, is this really all you've got or are you too busy braiding a chain of jungle pubes and *** hairs in to a handle so you can carry your sikcooter'd friend like a six pack of your favorite juice boxes to respond?
05-28-2005, 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by ImportsSUKass
I guess it was smart for you not to cuz you would have ended up in the hospital. we have our eye out 4 you and dont think this will b dropped that easy. so i encourage you to get the stickers that say something about her on your cars.. i ****ing dare you
05-28-2005, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by ericdared81
Would have tied his arm to yours and had a ultra hip knife fight?
05-28-2005, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by ImportsSUKass
I dont understand why bithches always hate if u have a problem why post it on the computer like a little *****. THis is Renaes friend and if u have a problem with her u have a problem with me so keep talkin **** and watch yur *** get beat.Meet me at bel air 2night on sunrise and cirby....unless you r scared. 10pm
oh mother****er i wish i lived back in sac.. Id feed you those words in a tube.
here is a hint mr billy bad ***. Keep your bull**** to your self cause there is allways someone who is bigger, badder, and more willing to throw it all away then you..
05-28-2005, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by ImportsSUKass
What happend you ****ing puss??? You can sit behind a computer like a little ***** and talk all this **** about someone that you dont even know, then you get called out and you puss out. figures because you are most likely a nerd that has no friends and has to talk **** online for attention. we were there waiting for your ***** *** to show... but leave it to a ***** car driving ***** to not show.you were sitting at home jacking off to pictures of sikmach. I guess it was smart for you not to cuz you would have ended up in the hospital. we have our eye out 4 you and dont think this will b dropped that easy. so i encourage you to get the stickers that say something about her on your cars.. i ****ing dare you
please note my previous post, that is an example on how to properly e-thug.
You can purchase my mail order tapes with complete instructions on various methods of e thuggery. All this for a low price of 4 weeks worth of your foodstamps.
05-28-2005, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by ImportsSUKass
What happend you ****ing puss??? You can sit behind a computer like a little ***** and talk all this **** about someone that you dont even know, then you get called out and you puss out. figures because you are most likely a nerd that has no friends and has to talk **** online for attention. we were there waiting for your ***** *** to show... but leave it to a ***** car driving ***** to not show.you were sitting at home jacking off to pictures of sikmach. I guess it was smart for you not to cuz you would have ended up in the hospital. we have our eye out 4 you and dont think this will b dropped that easy. so i encourage you to get the stickers that say something about her on your cars.. i ****ing dare you
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