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05-27-2005, 10:32 AM

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I just saw the mach1 driving ***** on Fair Oaks in Carmichael at around 9:50pm and she was alone in the car. But then again, if I had him in the car with me I would make him duck down also...

I knew it was her by the license plate that was shoved in my face as the ****** shot across 2 lanes, cut me off and slammed on her brakes. She sat at the light throwing reve (not sure if they were for my benefit or that of the Bronco next to her). She launched hard when the light turned green and by the exhaust note I could tell she was at WOT and a riced out Prelude a few cars back made an effort to catch up to her.

As I made my left turn to head home, I said a little prayer that she would wrap her car and herself around a telephone pole before she even made it to Sunrise...

I dont understand why bithches always hate if u have a problem why post it on the computer like a little *****. THis is Renaes friend and if u have a problem with her u have a problem with me so keep talkin **** and watch yur *** get beat.Meet me at bel air 2night on sunrise and cirby....unless you r scared. 10pm

05-27-2005, 10:33 AM

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Oh no you didn't.

05-27-2005, 10:38 AM

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You registered a screen name for this useless lump of ****? Is she cockteasing and stringing you along also?

05-27-2005, 10:39 AM

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LOL

05-27-2005, 10:45 AM

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Looks like someone told on someone.... :rotfl:

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05-27-2005, 10:50 AM

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05-27-2005, 10:51 AM

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Looks like someone told on someone.... :rotfl:

Crap, do I now have to try to round up a group of losers to rival his "crew" of fembots and dweebs by 10pm tonight?

And I don't even know how to play dance dance revolution. I am so screwed...

05-27-2005, 10:53 AM

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OH SNAP!

Let the e-thugging begin.

05-27-2005, 10:56 AM

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:rotfl:

bbwwwwahahahahahaahhaahhaahahahhaahahhahahahahahah ahahahahah

I'm dying over here, seriously.

05-27-2005, 10:57 AM

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I have a feeling the weekly award will be back veerrrrryyyyy soon.

05-27-2005, 11:00 AM

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Never has it been so appropriate..

05-27-2005, 11:05 AM

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05-27-2005, 11:15 AM

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I dont understand why bithches always hate if u have a problem why post it on the computer like a little *****.

Isn't that what you just did?

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THis is Renaes friend

Sexual frustration - that explains it all...

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and if u have a problem with her u have a problem with me

OK Prince Valiant - trying to win her love in a jousting match are we?

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so keep talkin **** and watch yur *** get beat.

That would be hard to do unless you plan to bring mirrors or would be so kind as to video tape it for me so I could watch the tape while recovering from the beating

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Meet me at bel air 2night on sunrise and cirby....unless you r scared. 10pm

Isn't that past your bed time Junior?

Come on Mustang Sally, is this really all you've got or are you too busy braiding a chain of jungle pubes and *** hairs in to a handle so you can carry your sikcooter'd friend like a six pack of your favorite juice boxes to respond?