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Old 05-21-2005, 10:08 PM
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This just in - BlackVenom96 still isn't getting any from sikmach

I just saw the mach1 driving ***** on Fair Oaks in Carmichael at around 9:50pm and she was alone in the car. But then again, if I had him in the car with me I would make him duck down also...

I knew it was her by the license plate that was shoved in my face as the ****** shot across 2 lanes, cut me off and slammed on her brakes. She sat at the light throwing reve (not sure if they were for my benefit or that of the Bronco next to her). She launched hard when the light turned green and by the exhaust note I could tell she was at WOT and a riced out Prelude a few cars back made an effort to catch up to her.

As I made my left turn to head home, I said a little prayer that she would wrap her car and herself around a telephone pole before she even made it to Sunrise...
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I'm at a loss for words.
May the life she takes be her own.
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she will never learn.
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haha my buddy with a yellow GT with a saleen kit on it... is hella good friends with her.. shes preaty tight.. but she does think she owns the road.. preaty much like every other muscle car out there... but yeah she does drive like an animal.. and she is always burning out like no other.. preaty much like every other muscle car out there as well...
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Originally Posted by norcalridin
haha my buddy with a yellow GT with a saleen kit on it... is hella good friends with her.. shes preaty tight.. but she does think she owns the road.. preaty much like every other muscle car out there... but yeah she does drive like an animal.. and she is always burning out like no other.. preaty much like every other muscle car out there as well...
yep. every mustang, camaro, and firebird on the road drives like a whack job
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As Paul would say holding the Devil horns high,

"GO TO HELL"

She needs to ****en learn. Too bad I retired from the sTrEeTz RaCeR scene. I could have taught her a lesson.

But yea I agree with Oaf. May the life she take be her own.
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I'm glad to hear she's not racing anymore.


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We need some kind of SIKMACH sticker, something very negative.

I was walking outside of Safeway on Cirby and Sunrise and she pulled into the parking lot with another girl in the car. We were staring at eachother and she revved her engine and peeled out.
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Originally Posted by JohnQGearhead
We need some kind of SIKMACH sticker, something very negative.

I was walking outside of Safeway on Cirby and Sunrise and she pulled into the parking lot with another girl in the car. We were staring at eachother and she revved her engine and peeled out.
I have a feeling that Darwin is just biding his time with her. He'll wait for the perfect moment and smite that ***.
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I have a feeling that Darwin is just biding his time with her. He'll wait for the perfect moment and smite that ***.
Are you confusing Darwin with the Almighty?
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Originally Posted by deyes
Are you confusing Darwin with the Almighty?
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Originally Posted by deyes
Are you confusing Darwin with the Almighty?
Maybe they'll join forces just this once
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Originally Posted by JohnQGearhead
We need some kind of SIKMACH sticker, something very negative.

I was walking outside of Safeway on Cirby and Sunrise and she pulled into the parking lot with another girl in the car. We were staring at eachother and she revved her engine and peeled out.
"SIKMACH makes me ill."

Don't even know her, but if she is as bad as you say, I'll propose the first sticker.
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