Joke thread!!!
03-08-2005, 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
brilliant!
I don't understand the British:
Bollocks = ********* = slang for BAD
Dog's Bollocks = Dog's ********* = slang for GOOD
03-09-2005, 08:24 AM
#190
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a broad is dryin erself afta a showa whun she suddenly slips ova and turfs spread legged on da bathroom floa. she tries to stand up again but realizes dat she landed so ard dat a flange as stuck to da floa creatin such a vacuum dat she can't move.
she calls out to a usband fa elp. he tries wiv all is strengf to lift a up but she won't budge. so he goes next doa and gets da neighba. bof of them is pullin dig oxun but she just won't move. she is for real stuck to da floa.
suddenly da neighba says, "why don't we just get a amma and chill da tiles around a legs and lift a dat way?"
"great idea," says da usband, "but let me rub a babylons a little to arouse a."
"why?" asks a confused neighba.
"she'll need da lubrication so i can slide a ova into da kitchun. da tiles is cheapa in there
And for those that don't understand english:
A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips over and lands spread legged on the bathroom floor. She tries to stand up again but realizes that she landed so hard that her vagina has stuck to the floor creating such a vacuum that she can't move.
She calls out to her husband for help. He tries with all his strength to lift her up but she won't budge. So he goes next door and gets the neighbor. Both of them are pulling like oxen but she just won't move. She is truly stuck to the floor.
Suddenly the neighbor says, "Why don't we just get a hammer and break the tiles around her legs and lift her that way?"
"Great idea," says the husband, "But let me rub her ***** a little to arouse her."
"Why?" asks a confused neighbor.
"She'll need the lubrication so I can slide her over into the kitchen. The tiles are cheaper in there
she calls out to a usband fa elp. he tries wiv all is strengf to lift a up but she won't budge. so he goes next doa and gets da neighba. bof of them is pullin dig oxun but she just won't move. she is for real stuck to da floa.
suddenly da neighba says, "why don't we just get a amma and chill da tiles around a legs and lift a dat way?"
"great idea," says da usband, "but let me rub a babylons a little to arouse a."
"why?" asks a confused neighba.
"she'll need da lubrication so i can slide a ova into da kitchun. da tiles is cheapa in there
And for those that don't understand english:
A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips over and lands spread legged on the bathroom floor. She tries to stand up again but realizes that she landed so hard that her vagina has stuck to the floor creating such a vacuum that she can't move.
She calls out to her husband for help. He tries with all his strength to lift her up but she won't budge. So he goes next door and gets the neighbor. Both of them are pulling like oxen but she just won't move. She is truly stuck to the floor.
Suddenly the neighbor says, "Why don't we just get a hammer and break the tiles around her legs and lift her that way?"
"Great idea," says the husband, "But let me rub her ***** a little to arouse her."
"Why?" asks a confused neighbor.
"She'll need the lubrication so I can slide her over into the kitchen. The tiles are cheaper in there
03-24-2005, 03:49 PM
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So this priest and a rabbi are driving down the street when the priest stops the car, points to a young kid waiting to cross the street and says
"You want to go screw that boy over there"
To which the rabbi responds
"Out of what?"
"You want to go screw that boy over there"
To which the rabbi responds
"Out of what?"