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08-08-2007, 11:02 AM
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08-08-2007, 11:36 AM
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Ok heres the story i was gonna post yesterday....
***Long story warning***
So my ex gf calls me yesterday morning, says she needs a ride to work. Me being the nice person i am (read: horny) i agree & go pick her up. She works in orangevale so i get off at hazel & head north, she starts *****ing at me about the past. Shes sitting there yelling in my ear for about 2 miles & i come up to a stoplight, im not paying attention at all & im not even acknowledging her existence (which never shuts her up btw she just keeps screeching). I look to the left & theres a cute girl in a jetta looking over at me so i smile at her (while my ex is still screeching in my ear about how i put all her **** in a box & threw her out) and look back forward. Then i hear the girl in the jetta yell "I FELL HELLA SORRY FOR YOU!"
I almost **** i laughed so hard... so my ex is like "WTF did that ***** just say?!" I say between laughing fits "Dont worry about it" And keep driving, she keeps yelling at me. So im like "hmm lets have some fun with this" So i catch up to the jetta girl & while the ex is still shreiking i yell out the window "Hey! Let me get your number, this ones no good!!" 
This of course sends my ex into a fit and she starts trying to like jump out of the car to get at the jetta girl... Then the girl pulls into the shopping center on madison & i continue on to drop off my nutjob ex, i sit in front of her work for like 10 minutes with her yelling at me & finally i tell her to GTFO before i get a restraining order & she starts crying and leaves. I take off & head back to the shopping center to find jetta girl & as im pulling in i see her pulling out of the driveway so i flipped around & caught up to her, we talked for a minute between cars, I got her name & where she worked and she told me to come by later & see her which of course i did 
I guess my ex is good for something after all (well good for more than 1 thing i should say )
***Long story warning***
So my ex gf calls me yesterday morning, says she needs a ride to work. Me being the nice person i am (read: horny) i agree & go pick her up. She works in orangevale so i get off at hazel & head north, she starts *****ing at me about the past. Shes sitting there yelling in my ear for about 2 miles & i come up to a stoplight, im not paying attention at all & im not even acknowledging her existence (which never shuts her up btw she just keeps screeching). I look to the left & theres a cute girl in a jetta looking over at me so i smile at her (while my ex is still screeching in my ear about how i put all her **** in a box & threw her out) and look back forward. Then i hear the girl in the jetta yell "I FELL HELLA SORRY FOR YOU!"
I almost **** i laughed so hard... so my ex is like "WTF did that ***** just say?!" I say between laughing fits "Dont worry about it" And keep driving, she keeps yelling at me. So im like "hmm lets have some fun with this" So i catch up to the jetta girl & while the ex is still shreiking i yell out the window "Hey! Let me get your number, this ones no good!!" This of course sends my ex into a fit and she starts trying to like jump out of the car to get at the jetta girl... Then the girl pulls into the shopping center on madison & i continue on to drop off my nutjob ex, i sit in front of her work for like 10 minutes with her yelling at me & finally i tell her to GTFO before i get a restraining order & she starts crying and leaves. I take off & head back to the shopping center to find jetta girl & as im pulling in i see her pulling out of the driveway so i flipped around & caught up to her, we talked for a minute between cars, I got her name & where she worked and she told me to come by later & see her which of course i did I guess my ex is good for something after all
(well good for more than 1 thing i should say )
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08-08-2007, 11:52 AM
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08-08-2007, 11:53 AM
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Ok heres the story i was gonna post yesterday....
***Long story warning***
So my ex gf calls me yesterday morning, says she needs a ride to work. Me being the nice person i am (read: horny) i agree & go pick her up. She works in orangevale so i get off at hazel & head north, she starts *****ing at me about the past. Shes sitting there yelling in my ear for about 2 miles & i come up to a stoplight, im not paying attention at all & im not even acknowledging her existence (which never shuts her up btw she just keeps screeching). I look to the left & theres a cute girl in a jetta looking over at me so i smile at her (while my ex is still screeching in my ear about how i put all her **** in a box & threw her out) and look back forward. Then i hear the girl in the jetta yell "I FELL HELLA SORRY FOR YOU!" I almost **** i laughed so hard... so my ex is like "WTF did that ***** just say?!" I say between laughing fits "Dont worry about it" And keep driving, she keeps yelling at me. So im like "hmm lets have some fun with this" So i catch up to the jetta girl & while the ex is still shreiking i yell out the window "Hey! Let me get your number, this ones no good!!" This of course sends my ex into a fit and she starts trying to like jump out of the car to get at the jetta girl... Then the girl pulls into the shopping center on madison & i continue on to drop off my nutjob ex, i sit in front of her work for like 10 minutes with her yelling at me & finally i tell her to GTFO before i get a restraining order & she starts crying and leaves. I take off & head back to the shopping center to find jetta girl & as im pulling in i see her pulling out of the driveway so i flipped around & caught up to her, we talked for a minute between cars, I got her name & where she worked and she told me to come by later & see her which of course i did
I guess my ex is good for something after all (well good for more than 1 thing i should say )
***Long story warning***
So my ex gf calls me yesterday morning, says she needs a ride to work. Me being the nice person i am (read: horny) i agree & go pick her up. She works in orangevale so i get off at hazel & head north, she starts *****ing at me about the past. Shes sitting there yelling in my ear for about 2 miles & i come up to a stoplight, im not paying attention at all & im not even acknowledging her existence (which never shuts her up btw she just keeps screeching). I look to the left & theres a cute girl in a jetta looking over at me so i smile at her (while my ex is still screeching in my ear about how i put all her **** in a box & threw her out) and look back forward. Then i hear the girl in the jetta yell "I FELL HELLA SORRY FOR YOU!"
I almost **** i laughed so hard... so my ex is like "WTF did that ***** just say?!" I say between laughing fits "Dont worry about it" And keep driving, she keeps yelling at me. So im like "hmm lets have some fun with this" So i catch up to the jetta girl & while the ex is still shreiking i yell out the window "Hey! Let me get your number, this ones no good!!" This of course sends my ex into a fit and she starts trying to like jump out of the car to get at the jetta girl... Then the girl pulls into the shopping center on madison & i continue on to drop off my nutjob ex, i sit in front of her work for like 10 minutes with her yelling at me & finally i tell her to GTFO before i get a restraining order & she starts crying and leaves. I take off & head back to the shopping center to find jetta girl & as im pulling in i see her pulling out of the driveway so i flipped around & caught up to her, we talked for a minute between cars, I got her name & where she worked and she told me to come by later & see her which of course i did I guess my ex is good for something after all
(well good for more than 1 thing i should say )
But seriously....ya think if you're going out of your way to even be "nice" and help your EX, then she would be somewhat not a **** on the ride there!
08-08-2007, 11:59 AM
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Thats is the thought process of a sane person... We are dealing with something completely different here... Think Uma Thurman in "My Super Ex Girlfriend"
Did you miss the part where he got the chick? 
