How many I-club members does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Old 11-19-2005, 01:37 PM
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How many I-club members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

53 to flame the spell checkers

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

... another 6 to condemn those 6 as ****-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

6 that flame them for not using the Search feature

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

16 posts of two forum members that are exclusively talking to each other only about lightbulbs and what they did that weekend

24 posts of telling them to take it to PM's

1 moderator that comes in and says something about doing it wrong and that everyone who disagrees gets a warning

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
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Old 11-19-2005, 02:24 PM
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2 to say "too much reading"

(I actually did read it though, funny stuff)
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Cracked me up!
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Old 11-19-2005, 03:21 PM
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hahah that's soo SRIC.
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I don't get it
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Old 11-19-2005, 03:28 PM
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I don't get it

hi2u! keke
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exactly why i come here less and less.
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Old 11-19-2005, 03:58 PM
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**** that you guys are wrong, I don't think SRIC is like that at all....


*looks back at the SRIC fastest thread*.... ok nvm
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Originally Posted by BlackVenom96
Exactly why I come here less and less.
Fixed.
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Originally Posted by T-Will
I have fixed your statement.
I have fixed your statement, because "Fixed." is not a complete sentence.
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usually I do not add comments to crap like this but...... one more to finish the list should be

1 moderator to shut down the thread for all the bickering
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All you guys know is that this is some what true and pretty funny.
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Originally Posted by LookingForPower
I have fixed your statement because "Fixed." is not a complete sentence.
I removed your comma for lack of necessity.
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Originally Posted by code3conley
Usually I do not add comments to crap like this, but the last one on the list should be:

1 moderator to shut down the thread for all the bickering.

I have fixed your statement.
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