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Old 02-28-2007 | 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by GT35 STI
What I find absolutely hilarious is the pentagon released that first footage of the plane hitting the building, it was three frames where you couldn't see ****...

then they released another video of the plane hitting it from basically the same angle as OMG OMG LOOK SEE A PLANE REALLY DID HIT IT PROOF... and it was the same three ****ty frames that you couldn't see jack **** with... infact you could see the other camera from the first video proof in the second video...

Then the government went and took all the surrounding hotels, gas station, highway surveliance cameras and won't let anyone see them... WTF is that about? what do they have to hide? why wouldn't they just release the video's if a plane really did hit the building... makes no ****ing sense

so your saying, let everyone have access to the weak points in the pentagon.
Makes sense to me since its not that important of a building. (this last sentence is a joke)

also for the trade tower building #7 - being said that it is about to come down or some of it is coming down isnt untrue because it got hit from the debris of the other building and parts were falling off before it all went down.

the things that gets me the most upset is the book that started a lot of this crap was written by a Frenchman.
Old 02-28-2007 | 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Xevious
I do not think I 'bought' snake oil. If anything that would be you since you swallow what the government gives you as a reason and do not question it.
Given the choice between believing:
A) The government's story that we were attacked by the sand people on 9/11

and

B) Some lunatic's story that we attacked ourselves on 9/11

I will take A every time.
and I agree, this is why I do not blindly believe what my government tells me
But you believe some joe blowhard off of the street when you do not have the skills and training to 100% understand every aspect of what happened on 9/11?
I do not have specifics, but I do remember him quoting people outside of his organization to point out flaws with theories
Yes but prove to me that those people he quoted have the credentials to properly understand without a biased agenda of their own all aspects of the attacks on 9/11 or at least all aspects that they commented on with regards to the attacks.
I guess the government is not quick enough with their wiretaps and video surveillance to stop it before it was released
Or they just don't care because this lunatic's story is so far off base that a special olympian's arm could throw him out...
Old 02-28-2007 | 04:17 PM
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Uncomfortable Questions: Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job?

Posted in Conspiracy Theories | Wednesday, February 28th, 2007 | Trackback

Websurdity Link: This article was inspired by the fine users at the James Randi Educational Foundation (JREF) Forum, to whom I am indebted for the use of much of this material.

We’ve all heard the “official conspiracy theory” of the Death Star attack. We all know about Luke Skywalker and his ragtag bunch of rebels, how they mounted a foolhardy attack on the most powerful, well-defended battle station ever built. And we’ve all seen the video over, and over, and over, of the one-in-a-million shot that resulted in a massive chain reaction that not just damaged, but completely obliterated that massive technological wonder.

Like many Americans, I was fed this story when I was growing up. But as I watched the video, I began to realize that all was not as it seemed. And the more I questioned the official story, the deeper into the rabbit hole I went.

Presented here are some of the results of my soul-searching regarding this painful event. Like many citizens, I have many questions that I would like answered: was the mighty Imperial government really too incompetent to prevent a handful of untrained nerf-herders from destroying one of their most prized assets? Or are they hiding something from us? Who was really behind the attack? Why did they want the Death Star destroyed? No matter what the answers, we have a problem.

Below is a summary of my book, Uncomfortable Questions: An Analysis of the Death Star Attack, which presents compelling evidence that we all may be the victims of a fraud of immense proportions.


Uncomfortable Questions about the Death Star Attack

The cover of Uncomfortable Questions: An Analysis of the Death Star Attack


1) Why were a handful of rebel fighters able to penetrate the defenses of a battle station that had the capability of destroying an entire planet and the defenses to ward off several fleets of battle ships?

2) Why did Grand Moff Tarkin refuse to deploy the station’s large fleet of TIE Fighters until it was too late? Was he acting on orders from somebody to not shoot down the rebel attack force? If so, who, and why?

3) Why was the rebel pilot who supposedly destroyed the Death Star reported to be on the Death Star days, maybe hours, prior to its destruction? Why was he allowed to escape, and why were several individuals dressed in Stormtrooper uniforms seen helping him?

4) Why has there not been an investigation into allegations that Darth Vader, the second-ranking member of the Imperial Government, is in fact the father of the pilot who allegedly destroyed the Death Star?

5) Why did Lord Vader decide to break all protocols and personally pilot a lightly armored TIE Fighter? Conveniently, this placed Lord Vader outside of the Death Star when it was destroyed, where he was also conveniently able to escape from a large-sized rebel fleet that had just routed the Imperial forces. Why would Lord Vader, one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Government, suddenly decide to fly away from the Death Star in the middle of a battle? Did he know something that the rest of the Imperial Navy didn’t?


6) How could any pilot shoot a missile into a 2 meter-wide exhaust port, let alone a pilot with no formal training, whose only claim to fame was his ability to “bullseye womprats” on Tatooine? This shot, according to one pilot, would be “impossible, even for a computer.” Yet, according to additional evidence, the pilot who allegedly fired the missile turned off his targeting computer when he was supposedly firing the shot that destroyed the Death Star. Why have these discrepancies never been investigated, let alone explained?

7) Why has their been no investigation into evidence that the droids who provided the rebels with the Death Star plans were once owned by none other than Lord Vader himself, and were found, conveniently, by the pilot who destroyed the Death Star, and who is also believed to be Lord Vader’s son? Evidence also shows that the droids were brought to one Ben Kenobi, who, records indicate, was Darth Vader’s teacher many years earlier! Are all these personal connections between the conspirators and a key figure in the Imperial government supposed to be coincidences?

8) How could a single missile destroy a battle station the size of a moon? No records, anywhere, show that any battle station or capital ship has ever been destroyed by a single missile. Furthermore, analysis of the tape of the last moments of the Death Star show numerous small explosions along its surface, prior to it exploding completely! Why does all evidence indicate that strategically placed explosives, not a single missile, is what destroyed the Death Star?

(source: http://www.websurdity.com/2007/02/28...an-inside-job/ - currently down)

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Old 02-28-2007 | 04:19 PM
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Or they just don't care because this lunatic's story is so far off base that a special olympian's arm could throw him out...[/QUOTE]


first amendment is probably part of this one also. and if the news is doing interviews and stuff like that, money is being moved around. everyone likes money
Old 02-28-2007 | 04:20 PM
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its in the script.
Old 02-28-2007 | 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by dz
Given the choice between believing:
A) The government's story that we were attacked by the sand people on 9/11

and

B) Some lunatic's story that we attacked ourselves on 9/11

I will take A every time.
why does our government hold more credibility over another individuals opinions?

But you believe some joe blowhard off of the street when you do not have the skills and training to 100% understand every aspect of what happened on 9/11?
I don't *believe* what they say in Loose Change, but I have a hard time believing everything that we were fed for what happened on 9/11. Just because I do not agree with the answer given, does not mean I automatically agree with the crazies (well not completely)

Yes but prove to me that those people he quoted have the credentials to properly understand without a biased agenda of their own all aspects of the attacks on 9/11 or at least all aspects that they commented on with regards to the attacks.
I cannot do that just as you cannot prove to me what the government has given to us as the solution is true as well

Or they just don't care because this lunatic's story is so far off base that a special olympian's arm could throw him out...
RE: single gunman theory that killed JFK
Old 02-28-2007 | 04:35 PM
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I think the author of Uncomfortable Questions failed to realize that Skywalker was able to use The Force© to fire the missile exactly on target.
Old 02-28-2007 | 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by nKoan
Uncomfortable Questions: Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job?

Posted in Conspiracy Theories | Wednesday, February 28th, 2007 | Trackback

Websurdity Link: This article was inspired by the fine users at the James Randi Educational Foundation (JREF) Forum, to whom I am indebted for the use of much of this material.

We’ve all heard the “official conspiracy theory” of the Death Star attack. We all know about Luke Skywalker and his ragtag bunch of rebels, how they mounted a foolhardy attack on the most powerful, well-defended battle station ever built. And we’ve all seen the video over, and over, and over, of the one-in-a-million shot that resulted in a massive chain reaction that not just damaged, but completely obliterated that massive technological wonder.

Like many Americans, I was fed this story when I was growing up. But as I watched the video, I began to realize that all was not as it seemed. And the more I questioned the official story, the deeper into the rabbit hole I went.

Presented here are some of the results of my soul-searching regarding this painful event. Like many citizens, I have many questions that I would like answered: was the mighty Imperial government really too incompetent to prevent a handful of untrained nerf-herders from destroying one of their most prized assets? Or are they hiding something from us? Who was really behind the attack? Why did they want the Death Star destroyed? No matter what the answers, we have a problem.

Below is a summary of my book, Uncomfortable Questions: An Analysis of the Death Star Attack, which presents compelling evidence that we all may be the victims of a fraud of immense proportions.


Uncomfortable Questions about the Death Star Attack

The cover of Uncomfortable Questions: An Analysis of the Death Star Attack


1) Why were a handful of rebel fighters able to penetrate the defenses of a battle station that had the capability of destroying an entire planet and the defenses to ward off several fleets of battle ships?

2) Why did Grand Moff Tarkin refuse to deploy the station’s large fleet of TIE Fighters until it was too late? Was he acting on orders from somebody to not shoot down the rebel attack force? If so, who, and why?

3) Why was the rebel pilot who supposedly destroyed the Death Star reported to be on the Death Star days, maybe hours, prior to its destruction? Why was he allowed to escape, and why were several individuals dressed in Stormtrooper uniforms seen helping him?

4) Why has there not been an investigation into allegations that Darth Vader, the second-ranking member of the Imperial Government, is in fact the father of the pilot who allegedly destroyed the Death Star?

5) Why did Lord Vader decide to break all protocols and personally pilot a lightly armored TIE Fighter? Conveniently, this placed Lord Vader outside of the Death Star when it was destroyed, where he was also conveniently able to escape from a large-sized rebel fleet that had just routed the Imperial forces. Why would Lord Vader, one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Government, suddenly decide to fly away from the Death Star in the middle of a battle? Did he know something that the rest of the Imperial Navy didn’t?


6) How could any pilot shoot a missile into a 2 meter-wide exhaust port, let alone a pilot with no formal training, whose only claim to fame was his ability to “bullseye womprats” on Tatooine? This shot, according to one pilot, would be “impossible, even for a computer.” Yet, according to additional evidence, the pilot who allegedly fired the missile turned off his targeting computer when he was supposedly firing the shot that destroyed the Death Star. Why have these discrepancies never been investigated, let alone explained?

7) Why has their been no investigation into evidence that the droids who provided the rebels with the Death Star plans were once owned by none other than Lord Vader himself, and were found, conveniently, by the pilot who destroyed the Death Star, and who is also believed to be Lord Vader’s son? Evidence also shows that the droids were brought to one Ben Kenobi, who, records indicate, was Darth Vader’s teacher many years earlier! Are all these personal connections between the conspirators and a key figure in the Imperial government supposed to be coincidences?

8) How could a single missile destroy a battle station the size of a moon? No records, anywhere, show that any battle station or capital ship has ever been destroyed by a single missile. Furthermore, analysis of the tape of the last moments of the Death Star show numerous small explosions along its surface, prior to it exploding completely! Why does all evidence indicate that strategically placed explosives, not a single missile, is what destroyed the Death Star?

(source: http://www.websurdity.com/2007/02/28...an-inside-job/ - currently down)
O shi... this can mean only one thing...


THE JIHADISTS HAVE RECRUITED THE JEDI!!!!!

Old 02-28-2007 | 05:13 PM
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Wow.

Today I am embarassed to be a member of the SRiC.

Old 02-28-2007 | 05:31 PM
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Wow.

Today I am embarassed to be a member of the SRiC.

wow.. been almost a year for me
Old 02-28-2007 | 06:02 PM
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wow.. been almost a year for me
Only a year?
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Originally Posted by T-Will
*insert **** in me*
Done.
Old 02-28-2007 | 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by BAN SUVS
Done.
*insert T-Will's mom joke*
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Originally Posted by BAN SUVS
Originally Posted by T-Will
*insert **** in me*
Done.
Wait, what?


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