(FRIDAY) But i wish was saturday thread
#85
Here's one from last week:
Go to Star****s for my cup o' Joe.
Three exec types in front of me...find out later that they work @ the automall.
Counter Girl to douchebag #1: Can I have your name?
Douchebag#1: mumble..man...mumble.
Counter Girl:
Douchebag#1: I said, "AR..MAN..DO!" Is it that hard to spell!?!?!
Me: Hey, douchbag, you don't have to talk to her like that. I'm standing closer to you than she is, and it's hard to understand your speaching.
Douchebag#1: Words to the effect that I should mind my own business and an offer to a physical confrontation outside.
Me: Sorry, I don't wanna be charged w/ a hate crime after smacking you.
Douchebag#1: asked why it would be a hate crime?
Me: It's obvious that you & your two boyfriends are queer. Since I'm straight, it would be a hate crime.
At this poin, his boyfriends held him back, and the manager asked them to leave.
Go to Star****s for my cup o' Joe.
Three exec types in front of me...find out later that they work @ the automall.
Counter Girl to douchebag #1: Can I have your name?
Douchebag#1: mumble..man...mumble.
Counter Girl:
Douchebag#1: I said, "AR..MAN..DO!" Is it that hard to spell!?!?!
Me: Hey, douchbag, you don't have to talk to her like that. I'm standing closer to you than she is, and it's hard to understand your speaching.
Douchebag#1: Words to the effect that I should mind my own business and an offer to a physical confrontation outside.
Me: Sorry, I don't wanna be charged w/ a hate crime after smacking you.
Douchebag#1: asked why it would be a hate crime?
Me: It's obvious that you & your two boyfriends are queer. Since I'm straight, it would be a hate crime.
At this poin, his boyfriends held him back, and the manager asked them to leave.
#89
Here's one from last week:
Go to Star****s for my cup o' Joe.
Three exec types in front of me...find out later that they work @ the automall.
Counter Girl to douchebag #1: Can I have your name?
Douchebag#1: mumble..man...mumble.
Counter Girl:
Douchebag#1: I said, "AR..MAN..DO!" Is it that hard to spell!?!?!
Me: Hey, douchbag, you don't have to talk to her like that. I'm standing closer to you than she is, and it's hard to understand your speaching.
Douchebag#1: Words to the effect that I should mind my own business and an offer to a physical confrontation outside.
Me: Sorry, I don't wanna be charged w/ a hate crime after smacking you.
Douchebag#1: asked why it would be a hate crime?
Me: It's obvious that you & your two boyfriends are queer. Since I'm straight, it would be a hate crime.
At this poin, his boyfriends held him back, and the manager asked them to leave.
Go to Star****s for my cup o' Joe.
Three exec types in front of me...find out later that they work @ the automall.
Counter Girl to douchebag #1: Can I have your name?
Douchebag#1: mumble..man...mumble.
Counter Girl:
Douchebag#1: I said, "AR..MAN..DO!" Is it that hard to spell!?!?!
Me: Hey, douchbag, you don't have to talk to her like that. I'm standing closer to you than she is, and it's hard to understand your speaching.
Douchebag#1: Words to the effect that I should mind my own business and an offer to a physical confrontation outside.
Me: Sorry, I don't wanna be charged w/ a hate crime after smacking you.
Douchebag#1: asked why it would be a hate crime?
Me: It's obvious that you & your two boyfriends are queer. Since I'm straight, it would be a hate crime.
At this poin, his boyfriends held him back, and the manager asked them to leave.
....iswydt. plus... i think we have some members on iclub that are named nikki. hmmm...