(FRIDAY) But i wish was saturday thread
#61
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How's everyone doin? 2 hrs and it satuday WOOT WOOT the only day off i get.
#62
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I could make a joke to this right now, but it's my first day back....
Herrrroooo Mongolians!!! It's....
Oh ya... and How come when I finally got my avitar, everyone gets one
#66
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Location: Kansas - BAIC 4 LIFE!
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Here's one from last week:
Go to Star****s for my cup o' Joe.
Three exec types in front of me...find out later that they work @ the automall.
Counter Girl to douchebag #1: Can I have your name?
Douchebag#1: mumble..man...mumble.
Counter Girl:
Douchebag#1: I said, "AR..MAN..DO!" Is it that hard to spell!?!?!
Me: Hey, douchbag, you don't have to talk to her like that. I'm standing closer to you than she is, and it's hard to understand your speaching.
Douchebag#1: Words to the effect that I should mind my own business and an offer to a physical confrontation outside.
Me: Sorry, I don't wanna be charged w/ a hate crime after smacking you.
Douchebag#1: asked why it would be a hate crime?
Me: It's obvious that you & your two boyfriends are queer. Since I'm straight, it would be a hate crime.
At this poin, his boyfriends held him back, and the manager asked them to leave.
Go to Star****s for my cup o' Joe.
Three exec types in front of me...find out later that they work @ the automall.
Counter Girl to douchebag #1: Can I have your name?
Douchebag#1: mumble..man...mumble.
Counter Girl:
Douchebag#1: I said, "AR..MAN..DO!" Is it that hard to spell!?!?!
Me: Hey, douchbag, you don't have to talk to her like that. I'm standing closer to you than she is, and it's hard to understand your speaching.
Douchebag#1: Words to the effect that I should mind my own business and an offer to a physical confrontation outside.
Me: Sorry, I don't wanna be charged w/ a hate crime after smacking you.
Douchebag#1: asked why it would be a hate crime?
Me: It's obvious that you & your two boyfriends are queer. Since I'm straight, it would be a hate crime.
At this poin, his boyfriends held him back, and the manager asked them to leave.
Totally classic pfifer!
#74
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Here's one from last week:
Go to Star****s for my cup o' Joe.
Three exec types in front of me...find out later that they work @ the automall.
Counter Girl to douchebag #1: Can I have your name?
Douchebag#1: mumble..man...mumble.
Counter Girl:
Douchebag#1: I said, "AR..MAN..DO!" Is it that hard to spell!?!?!
Me: Hey, douchbag, you don't have to talk to her like that. I'm standing closer to you than she is, and it's hard to understand your speaching.
Douchebag#1: Words to the effect that I should mind my own business and an offer to a physical confrontation outside.
Me: Sorry, I don't wanna be charged w/ a hate crime after smacking you.
Douchebag#1: asked why it would be a hate crime?
Me: It's obvious that you & your two boyfriends are queer. Since I'm straight, it would be a hate crime.
At this poin, his boyfriends held him back, and the manager asked them to leave.
Go to Star****s for my cup o' Joe.
Three exec types in front of me...find out later that they work @ the automall.
Counter Girl to douchebag #1: Can I have your name?
Douchebag#1: mumble..man...mumble.
Counter Girl:
Douchebag#1: I said, "AR..MAN..DO!" Is it that hard to spell!?!?!
Me: Hey, douchbag, you don't have to talk to her like that. I'm standing closer to you than she is, and it's hard to understand your speaching.
Douchebag#1: Words to the effect that I should mind my own business and an offer to a physical confrontation outside.
Me: Sorry, I don't wanna be charged w/ a hate crime after smacking you.
Douchebag#1: asked why it would be a hate crime?
Me: It's obvious that you & your two boyfriends are queer. Since I'm straight, it would be a hate crime.
At this poin, his boyfriends held him back, and the manager asked them to leave.
:rotfl:
#75
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I think a may die. I just mixed myself a cup of "coffee" at work. I added:
- a packet of hot chocolate
- (4) sugar cubes
- enough coffeemate to stand a stir stick up in.
I can feel my heart racing...
- a packet of hot chocolate
- (4) sugar cubes
- enough coffeemate to stand a stir stick up in.
I can feel my heart racing...