drunken sunday
01-20-2008, 02:56 AM
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almost going to jail FTW.....
Me vs 3 bouncers... LAWLSS
funny story... I think a bouncer is going to jail because of me.... Tonight was funny as ****.... 2 girls grabbed my dick while dancing.... 1 tried to rape me.... then this **** happened and insta-cockblock.... oh well... time to cook my pizza, drink my gatorade and go to bed....
I'm so happy I didn't know the guys getting ****ed up by the bouncers... I'd be in jail...
Me vs 3 bouncers... LAWLSS
funny story... I think a bouncer is going to jail because of me.... Tonight was funny as ****.... 2 girls grabbed my dick while dancing.... 1 tried to rape me.... then this **** happened and insta-cockblock.... oh well... time to cook my pizza, drink my gatorade and go to bed....
I'm so happy I didn't know the guys getting ****ed up by the bouncers... I'd be in jail...
well at least u know what ur doing wit it!
01-20-2008, 03:20 AM
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I'm actually excited to get rid of the ****er at this point... LOL....
god damn i'm still so worked up over these stupid ****ing bouncers at cabana.... I punked hella of them.... They realized I was semi sober and it would have been a real fight instead of them picking on some hammered dudes that couldn't even stand.... I shoved one of them literally three feet off the top of some guy who was already knocked out on the ground, and the guy kept hitting him. I was like **** THAT! and shoved him hella far, and he came up and squared up to me, so I squared up to him..... I was like I don't even know that mother ****er, but what you did right there is ****ed up and i'll knocked your ***** *** out!. Then some other bouncer came up and split us up(the guy that was knocked out wasn't even involved in the original fight he was just trying to stop it all and showed no form of confritation, even told the bouncer to stop before he got knocked out). The other bouncer grabbed my shirt, so I knocked his hand off my shirt.... I was like get your ****ing hand off me, i'm not even apart of them. He was like you need to leave.... I was like **** that I'm a witness to that stupid ***** *points at ***ot bouncer* assaulting this guy *points to guy who now has a puddle of blood under him*.... ***ot bouncer starts walking towards me, so I start cussing him out... telling him if he has the ***** to even attempt to assault me like he did this guy now that cops are here.... he then ran inside and we never saw him again. Then the bouncer kept saying we are kicking you out of this entire area.... I was like **** you, you aren't kicking me out of **** i'm witness to an assault that one of your employees did. I'm not ****ing leaving.....
He then pushes me and says get the **** out of here... I was like go **** yourself... I'm not ****ing leaving, and don't ****ing touch me again you piece of ****.... he was like "don't talk to me like that bro"... I was like what the **** are you going to do about it you ***ot... get the **** away from me....
He then walked away... and one of the police officers questioned me for awhile, gave me a breathalizer(i was under the legal limit to drive at the time, even though I wasn't going to drive). Then took my name, number and my statement....
Hopefully that piece of **** bouncer gets charged for assault... I flat out told the cops, that the first guy deserved whatever happened to him, but the second guy trying to end it all, who showed absolutely no form of aggression(the one I stood up for)... What they did to him was assault, and completely uncalled for....
If I knew the guy, and he was on top of one of my friends like he was this guy, HOLLLLLLYYYY **** that bouncer would have been dropped kicked....
jesus **** i'm still heated.... What pisses me off is these bouncers are going to get away with that ****, since it's their word vs. these drunk people...
god damn i'm still so worked up over these stupid ****ing bouncers at cabana.... I punked hella of them.... They realized I was semi sober and it would have been a real fight instead of them picking on some hammered dudes that couldn't even stand.... I shoved one of them literally three feet off the top of some guy who was already knocked out on the ground, and the guy kept hitting him. I was like **** THAT! and shoved him hella far, and he came up and squared up to me, so I squared up to him..... I was like I don't even know that mother ****er, but what you did right there is ****ed up and i'll knocked your ***** *** out!. Then some other bouncer came up and split us up(the guy that was knocked out wasn't even involved in the original fight he was just trying to stop it all and showed no form of confritation, even told the bouncer to stop before he got knocked out). The other bouncer grabbed my shirt, so I knocked his hand off my shirt.... I was like get your ****ing hand off me, i'm not even apart of them. He was like you need to leave.... I was like **** that I'm a witness to that stupid ***** *points at ***ot bouncer* assaulting this guy *points to guy who now has a puddle of blood under him*.... ***ot bouncer starts walking towards me, so I start cussing him out... telling him if he has the ***** to even attempt to assault me like he did this guy now that cops are here.... he then ran inside and we never saw him again. Then the bouncer kept saying we are kicking you out of this entire area.... I was like **** you, you aren't kicking me out of **** i'm witness to an assault that one of your employees did. I'm not ****ing leaving.....
He then pushes me and says get the **** out of here... I was like go **** yourself... I'm not ****ing leaving, and don't ****ing touch me again you piece of ****.... he was like "don't talk to me like that bro"... I was like what the **** are you going to do about it you ***ot... get the **** away from me....
He then walked away... and one of the police officers questioned me for awhile, gave me a breathalizer(i was under the legal limit to drive at the time, even though I wasn't going to drive). Then took my name, number and my statement....
Hopefully that piece of **** bouncer gets charged for assault... I flat out told the cops, that the first guy deserved whatever happened to him, but the second guy trying to end it all, who showed absolutely no form of aggression(the one I stood up for)... What they did to him was assault, and completely uncalled for....
If I knew the guy, and he was on top of one of my friends like he was this guy, HOLLLLLLYYYY **** that bouncer would have been dropped kicked....
jesus **** i'm still heated.... What pisses me off is these bouncers are going to get away with that ****, since it's their word vs. these drunk people...