Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
10-08-2008, 03:13 PM
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So there's a big team dinner here in Austin tonight. I'm gonna miss it because I have an exam to take in my law course. The dinner is basically a big party - open bar, open menu, etc, etc.
I go to the head of the organization:
me: So, bossman, since I'm going to miss tonights dinner due to this exam, and I know you guys are going to have an open bar, may I run an open tab on my corporate card tonight?
boss: Yeah, I don't mind that. If you're still at the bar when we get back you can buy me a drink too.
me: roger that
Can't wait to finish up this exam.
I go to the head of the organization:
me: So, bossman, since I'm going to miss tonights dinner due to this exam, and I know you guys are going to have an open bar, may I run an open tab on my corporate card tonight?
boss: Yeah, I don't mind that. If you're still at the bar when we get back you can buy me a drink too.
me: roger that
Can't wait to finish up this exam.
10-08-2008, 05:30 PM
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10-08-2008, 05:53 PM
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So there's a big team dinner here in Austin tonight. I'm gonna miss it because I have an exam to take in my law course. The dinner is basically a big party - open bar, open menu, etc, etc.
I go to the head of the organization:
me: So, bossman, since I'm going to miss tonights dinner due to this exam, and I know you guys are going to have an open bar, may I run an open tab on my corporate card tonight?
boss: Yeah, I don't mind that. If you're still at the bar when we get back you can buy me a drink too.
me: roger that
Can't wait to finish up this exam.
I go to the head of the organization:
me: So, bossman, since I'm going to miss tonights dinner due to this exam, and I know you guys are going to have an open bar, may I run an open tab on my corporate card tonight?
boss: Yeah, I don't mind that. If you're still at the bar when we get back you can buy me a drink too.
me: roger that
Can't wait to finish up this exam.
10-08-2008, 05:53 PM
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Bored as hell and I wanna get ill
So I went to a place where my homeboys chill
The fellows out there, making that dollar
I pulled up in my 6-4 Impala
They greet me with a 40 and I started drinking
And from the 8-ball my breath start stinking
Love to get my girl, to rock that body
Before I left I hit the Bacardi
Went to her house to get her out of the pad
Dumb hoe says something stupid that made me mad
She said somethin that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid bit*h by her nappy as* weave
She started talkin ****, wouldn't you know?
Reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe
Her father jumped out and he started to shout
So I threw a right-cross cold knocked him out
So I went to a place where my homeboys chill
The fellows out there, making that dollar
I pulled up in my 6-4 Impala
They greet me with a 40 and I started drinking
And from the 8-ball my breath start stinking
Love to get my girl, to rock that body
Before I left I hit the Bacardi
Went to her house to get her out of the pad
Dumb hoe says something stupid that made me mad
She said somethin that I couldn't believe
So I grabbed the stupid bit*h by her nappy as* weave
She started talkin ****, wouldn't you know?
Reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe
Her father jumped out and he started to shout
So I threw a right-cross cold knocked him out
10-08-2008, 06:09 PM
#27
this guy one finger one arm pull up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAkqI...eature=related
10-08-2008, 06:21 PM
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either that is spiderman or HES A NINJA!
this guy one finger one arm pull up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAkqI...eature=related
this guy one finger one arm pull up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAkqI...eature=related
Btw he died in a fall
10-08-2008, 08:14 PM
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Hmmm no one is here....... Guess I will go read