day of humping
06-18-2008 | 09:20 AM
#16
No. Not yet anyway.
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06-18-2008 | 09:22 AM
#18
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1. Give cat to local Dog & Cat Shelter
2. Adopt a dog that will eat anybody trying to break into your house/car
2. Adopt a dog that will eat anybody trying to break into your house/car
06-18-2008 | 09:34 AM
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i work at a radio ad company and i found this on a site of possible ads to use, thought it would be appropriate for a thread about humpday
i'm not sure were it was used but i wouldn't wanna hear it on my radio, thank god for CD players
MY HUSBAND AND I HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR OVER FIFTY YEARS, EVERYONE ALWAYS ASKS US, WHAT'S YOUR SECRET? WELL, WE NEVER LET IT GET BORING, WE'RE JUST AS FRISKY TODAY AS WE EVER WERE,[SLY GIGGLE]AND THANKS TO BEE AND BEE VIDEO SUPERSTORE EVERY TIME IS LIKE OUR FIRST TIME, BEE AND BEE IS UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT NOW,AND THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO BE EMBARRASSED,IT'S A NATURAL PART OF LIFE TO CREATE INTIMACY WITH YOUR PARTNER AND THEIR LOTIONS, POTIONS, AND VIDEOS SAVED MY MARRIAGE. ENDULGE YOUR FANTASY LIFE AT BEE AND BEE VIDEO SUPERSTORE LOCATED FOURTY THREE FIFTY HIGHWAY NINETY FIVE
06-18-2008 | 09:38 AM
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looking thru youtube vids and just saw this terrible one.. started to read some of the comments and this one got my attention (also cuz it was the only one in english lol)
And you are gay, who woke up this morning and discovered a huge dismembered hock inside your anus. With mayonnaise, your **** smells more than oral **** on a table.
06-18-2008 | 09:41 AM
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Its not anti-cat, i owned two orange tabbies for 3 years, but most cats are more tempermental and think they own you, and sometimes dogs come in handy a bit more, they both have pros and cons, no worries and sorry if i stepped on smoem toes
06-18-2008 | 09:49 AM
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06-18-2008 | 09:50 AM
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Another ad I found for a meat market,
NOBODY BEATS OUR MEAT. YES, THAT'S RIGHT, NOBODY BEATS OUR MEAT. BY THE POUND OR BY THE PACK, OR EVEN BY THE HALF, NOBODY BEATS OUR MEAT. HERE AT THE MEAT SHOP WE DO WHAT WE DO, THE WAY WE DO IT, FOR YOU. WE AGE IT, CURE IT, CUT IT, AND PACKAGE IT FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE. ITS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN UNDER THE MISCONCEPTION THAT YOU HAVE TO SPEND 50 OR 100 DOLLARS, OR MORE, WHEN YOU COME HERE. NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH. ONE POUND OR 100, IT DOESN'T MATTER. REMEMBER, HERE IN HUNTINGTON AT THE MEAT SHOP, NOBODY BEATS OUR MEAT