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09-08-2004, 10:40 PM
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I got this from a friend off his Civic Forums and thought that I should share it. Enjoy!
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MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE
I WATCH HOUSE
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
NO FEE,
CHEN LEE
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MOST HONORABLE SIR:
YOU LEAVE HOUSE
I WATCH HOUSE
HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH.
HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW.
HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE.
I LOOK IN WINDOW.
HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE.
HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE.
HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE.
I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE.
I NOT SEE.
NO FEE,
CHEN LEE
09-14-2004, 11:13 PM
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lol, here is another fun little joke...
Bob and Bill are driving down the road going about 85 mph. Up comes a red light and Bob goes right through it.
Bill turnes to Bob and says, ''What the hell are you doing?''
Bob says, ''Don't worry—my brother does it all the time.'' So on they go, and — bam! — 85 mph through another red light!
Again Bob says, ''Don't worry, my brother does it all the time!'' Then they're driving along and coming up on another red light, and as soon as it turns green, Bob jams on the breaks and skids to a stop!
Bill looks over and says, ''What the hell is wrong with you, you jerk? The damn light is green. Why did you stop?''
Bob says, ''My brother may have been coming the other way!''
Bob and Bill are driving down the road going about 85 mph. Up comes a red light and Bob goes right through it.
Bill turnes to Bob and says, ''What the hell are you doing?''
Bob says, ''Don't worry—my brother does it all the time.'' So on they go, and — bam! — 85 mph through another red light!
Again Bob says, ''Don't worry, my brother does it all the time!'' Then they're driving along and coming up on another red light, and as soon as it turns green, Bob jams on the breaks and skids to a stop!
Bill looks over and says, ''What the hell is wrong with you, you jerk? The damn light is green. Why did you stop?''
Bob says, ''My brother may have been coming the other way!''
09-15-2004, 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by RSA WRX
lol, here is another fun little joke...
Bob and Bill are driving down the road going about 85 mph. Up comes a red light and Bob goes right through it.
Bill turnes to Bob and says, ''What the hell are you doing?''
Bob says, ''Don't worry—my brother does it all the time.'' So on they go, and — bam! — 85 mph through another red light!
Again Bob says, ''Don't worry, my brother does it all the time!'' Then they're driving along and coming up on another red light, and as soon as it turns green, Bob jams on the breaks and skids to a stop!
Bill looks over and says, ''What the hell is wrong with you, you jerk? The damn light is green. Why did you stop?''
Bob says, ''My brother may have been coming the other way!''
Bob and Bill are driving down the road going about 85 mph. Up comes a red light and Bob goes right through it.
Bill turnes to Bob and says, ''What the hell are you doing?''
Bob says, ''Don't worry—my brother does it all the time.'' So on they go, and — bam! — 85 mph through another red light!
Again Bob says, ''Don't worry, my brother does it all the time!'' Then they're driving along and coming up on another red light, and as soon as it turns green, Bob jams on the breaks and skids to a stop!
Bill looks over and says, ''What the hell is wrong with you, you jerk? The damn light is green. Why did you stop?''
Bob says, ''My brother may have been coming the other way!''
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