CALVINBALL TIME !!!
10-10-2005, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by R4ND0M_AX3
Score:
Fridays - 17
Cheeseystakes - 1.0E-eleventybillion
Friday's for teh w1n
Fridays - 17
Cheeseystakes - 1.0E-eleventybillion
Friday's for teh w1n
I hide the ball inside my shirt, then shuffle around the goalpost while whistling "The Gambler" for a triple word score.
Us: 8 trillion and a cheese stick.
Them: purple.
10-10-2005, 12:54 PM
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I take the 2nd grey ball from the "PILE-o-POINTS" score table and make a 2 point shot from left field.
As I round 34th base, I hop on my left foot to score the red ball bonus and deduct 3 runners from outfield
Score:
us: 6.02x10 to the power of 23
them: negitive evelenty billion
As I round 34th base, I hop on my left foot to score the red ball bonus and deduct 3 runners from outfield
Score:
us: 6.02x10 to the power of 23
them: negitive evelenty billion
10-10-2005, 01:10 PM
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I catch the ball with the front mounted dyson on the mad max mobile. Rip through the pits for a change of 7 tires using my bonus for filling the 'drift' and 'oncoming' stars. Pull into traffic and pass everone in the inverted tunnel for the w1n.
Fridays: Fat bag of stolen haloween candy
Mondays: sprouts
Fridays: Fat bag of stolen haloween candy
Mondays: sprouts
10-10-2005, 01:12 PM
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I toss up the chicken and gather the outside bonus points. I take 44 of the extra points and buy the base of safety and put it in the 22nd position.
As I do this, I throw a ball through the hoop of fire and reverse scores while running backwards. We score and invert the bases from green to red
score:
us: 1
them: 0
As I do this, I throw a ball through the hoop of fire and reverse scores while running backwards. We score and invert the bases from green to red
score:
us: 1
them: 0
10-10-2005, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Aaron@S-Squared
Ed's never played Calvinball, he doesn't understand.
I hide the ball inside my shirt, then shuffle around the goalpost while whistling "The Gambler" for a triple word score.
Us: 8 trillion and a cheese stick.
Them: purple.
I hide the ball inside my shirt, then shuffle around the goalpost while whistling "The Gambler" for a triple word score.
Us: 8 trillion and a cheese stick.
Them: purple.
10-10-2005, 01:27 PM
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I hop on my unicycle while juggling the Calvinball and 2 small children. I do an end-run around the 17th yard line while shuffling backwards on my hands, then run wildly for the extra point while touching my nose with both hands for the 18 point conversion
Us: 17
Them: canoodling wildly
Us: 17
Them: canoodling wildly
10-10-2005, 01:32 PM
#8
Originally Posted by Aaron@S-Squared
Ed's never played Calvinball, he doesn't understand.
I hide the ball inside my shirt, then shuffle around the goalpost while whistling "The Gambler" for a triple word score.
Us: 8 trillion and a cheese stick.
Them: purple.
I hide the ball inside my shirt, then shuffle around the goalpost while whistling "The Gambler" for a triple word score.
Us: 8 trillion and a cheese stick.
Them: purple.
Us: 2 trillion
Them: Bottle of Prell
To return the ball to play, I staple it to the green ball already in play and hit a home run into the opposing end zone for maximum super double bonus points.
Us: Pretzels
Them: 5
10-10-2005, 02:08 PM
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I use the wheel of time travel to go back before the game started and used the "score points before the game starts from using time travel" button and got a tripple word score
I came back into present time with the donkey of explosion and rode him to the 3rd base before the timer reset to 30.
I scored 4 black pies
score:
us: rubber
them: glue
I came back into present time with the donkey of explosion and rode him to the 3rd base before the timer reset to 30.
I scored 4 black pies
score:
us: rubber
them: glue
10-10-2005, 03:20 PM
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I pull out my baseball club, grab the base that goes to the runner, shoots and scores a hole in one. Then I grab my bottle of Gatorade while pouring it up my hizzy and yelling "YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM ANYWAYS!" at the other team, which is just a bunch of adopted baby elephants that can't walk yet anyways.
Score:
Me: Your mom
Them: My box of Quaker 100% Natural Granola Oats & Honey Cereal
Score:
Me: Your mom
Them: My box of Quaker 100% Natural Granola Oats & Honey Cereal
Last edited by T-Will; 10-10-2005 at 04:06 PM.
10-10-2005, 09:32 PM
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While drinking a Colt .45...works everytime...I shoot the ball with my .45, imparting some serious ****ing English to said ball, which slams off of Tron's unicycle rear wheel, careening through the legs of the Donkey of Explosion, only to have forgotten the chorus to The Gambler, which.....
WTF am I talking about?!
WHere's another beer?
WTF am I talking about?!
WHere's another beer?
10-11-2005, 10:46 AM
#15
Originally Posted by ryball
Ack!!! I missed a game of Calvinball?@?@?@?!??!
Us: 3
Them: Corn Dogs