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Old 04-04-2005 | 12:00 PM
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Anyone else hate those damn Burger King...

...commercials? Those things give me the creeps. I don't think I'll be going over to BK ever.
Old 04-04-2005 | 12:51 PM
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I don't support the British Empire. Plus, I find it disgusting to see a man and a lunatic in a costume in bed together. What happened to the good ole days when it was just man-woman, man-man, man-cat?
Old 04-04-2005 | 12:55 PM
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I liked the John Leguizamo one. That one was :rotfl:

Old 04-04-2005 | 12:56 PM
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Old 04-04-2005 | 01:30 PM
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doot doot doot doot tender crisp bacon cheddar ranch...

God I hate those commercials.
Old 04-04-2005 | 02:58 PM
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You guys are all retarded. The Chedar Bacon Crispy Ranch What's-it Sammich commercials are the best commercials on TV today.

1) They're creative, and visually interesting
2) They've got hot chicks w/ ranch dressing
3) They've got Darius Rucker singing a somewhat catchy tune
4) There's a hot chick laying bricks of cheese
5) They lyrics of the song are funny
6) There's a hot chick picking burgers off a tree
7) There are hot chicks pumping a rail car
8) The commerical ends w/ Brooke Burke (the hottest woman alive) telling me to "come and get it"... on a swing. Brooke Burke on a swing!!!

So, if you carefully analyze the 8 points above, and still decide those commercials suck... then you're lame *and* gay. The only way that commercial could get better was if it could somehow make my TV spit dollar bills at me everytime it came on.
Old 04-04-2005 | 03:11 PM
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Yes, that comercial is great.

The one with the guy dressed up as the King, showing up in people beds or standing outside their windows is a little less then great.

Now, if the King was a hot chick, perhaps Brooke Burke, I'd have a different opinion.
Old 04-04-2005 | 03:14 PM
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their current campaign is effective at the very least. example: we're on here, a car forum, discussing their commercials.

kind of like those wierd *** quizno's commercials.
Old 04-04-2005 | 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by RussB
their current campaign is effective at the very least. example: we're on here, a car forum, discussing their commercials.

kind of like those wierd *** quizno's commercials.
Yes, but I think the BK ones are more bettar then the Quizno's ones, because the Quizno's ones weren't really original, it was just those crazyeyed things doing what they've been doing for years and yelling "Quizno's" at the end. The BK commercials are truly original as far as they are out in their own left field, not in someone elses.
Old 04-04-2005 | 03:34 PM
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That was an AWESOME commercial. My daughter's favorite commercial. BLINGO4L1F3

Originally Posted by soggynoodles
I liked the John Leguizamo one. That one was :rotfl:

Pimp my burger, yo!!!

http://www.burgerking.de/pimpmyburge...flash.html.php

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Old 04-04-2005 | 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by sperry
You guys are all retarded. The Chedar Bacon Crispy Ranch What's-it Sammich commercials are the best commercials on TV today.

1) They're creative, and visually interesting
2) They've got hot chicks w/ ranch dressing
3) They've got Darius Rucker singing a somewhat catchy tune
4) There's a hot chick laying bricks of cheese
5) They lyrics of the song are funny
6) There's a hot chick picking burgers off a tree
7) There are hot chicks pumping a rail car
8) The commerical ends w/ Brooke Burke (the hottest woman alive) telling me to "come and get it"... on a swing. Brooke Burke on a swing!!!

So, if you carefully analyze the 8 points above, and still decide those commercials suck... then you're lame *and* gay. The only way that commercial could get better was if it could somehow make my TV spit dollar bills at me everytime it came on.
One of the chicks pumping on the rail car was Vida Guerra.
Old 04-04-2005 | 03:37 PM
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For all the money they dropped in getting celebrities on that commercial, the hot blonde girl riding the mechanical bull for Carl's JR. is still the best, IMO.
Old 04-04-2005 | 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by BLegacy
For all the money they dropped in getting celebrities on that commercial, the hot blonde girl riding the mechanical bull for Carl's JR. is still the best, IMO.

I second that.
Old 04-04-2005 | 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by BLegacy
For all the money they dropped in getting celebrities on that commercial, the hot blonde girl riding the mechanical bull for Carl's JR. is still the best, IMO.
+1. It is so rad they STILL have it on their website.
Old 04-04-2005 | 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by BLegacy
For all the money they dropped in getting celebrities on that commercial, the hot blonde girl riding the mechanical bull for Carl's JR. is still the best, IMO.
Definately the best fast food commercial ever!


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