ok, so I decided that, instead of whoring up the awesome IM thread with funny conversations I find.. I would start my own thread.. Come and read if you want, if not, at least i'll have all my favs organized..

 

[Participle] Ever since I saw bukkake, I can't eat cinnamon rolls anymore...
[Participle] Thanks a lot, Japan!

 

<sic1> so you tried to go home
<sic1> and it wouldn't start?
<sp4nk> Indeed.
<sp4nk> I wish I knew a thing or two about cars.
<sp4nk> I wonder if there's a troubleshooter online that's like Microsoft's thing.
<sp4nk> Problem: My car will not start.
<sic1> HAHAHA
<sp4nk> Suggestion: Have you tried turning the key?
<sp4nk> [ ] Yes, this solved the problem.
<sp4nk> [x] No, the car still will not start.
<sp4nk> This troubleshooter is unable to solve your proble

 

<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick ****ers)
<anamexis> :<

 

^^^ hahahaha talk about good timing

 

<tyrius> i have no job, no car, no gf
<tyrius> its 4am, sitting in my parents basement
<tyrius> my fingers are now permanent orange from the cheetos, and so is my **** (dont ask)
<tyrius> and dont you hate it when you step in a puddle of ***, then step in leftover dry ramen on the floor
<tyrius> if you let this **** dry, its impossible to get off. like instant liquid cement
<tyrius> ...
<tyrius> hello
<ef_slinky> You make me feel so good about my life right now. Thank you.

 

lol

 

<cbf> *dances* My nerdiness is now complete, I just said "rofl" in real life.
<smega84> cbf did u actually say rofl or role on floor laughing?
<cbf> [smega84]: "rofl"
<smega84> cbf AWESOME
<smega84> ur transfer is COMPLETE

 

<CloneGamer> dude
<CloneGamer> i just went to put this tape on and its at the bottom of the pile right..
<CloneGamer> so in true table cloth style i yanked it out swiftly
<CloneGamer> also in true table cloth style, it went miserably wrong and like 15 tapes landed on my head
<CloneGamer> and like then my mum come in, wondering wtf the commotion was
<CloneGamer> and like, i was also like a little 'uncovered' cus i was 'polishing'
<CloneGamer> and i see the door move and see her face and covered myself up but my ***** were still showing
<CloneGamer> she just looks at me, looks down, looks at the tape, rolls her eyes and walks off
<CloneGamer> i tell you, i aint leaving my room for days :'(

 

<slash> masturbation is like tekken 2: after a while your hand begins to ****ING hurt, but you keep on going because you're enjoying yourself too much.

 

marksmith101: hello there
Le Steph0rz: hi
marksmith101: wanna cybur??
Le Steph0rz: sure babe asl
marksmith101: 16/m/ca in florida, titusville
Le Steph0rz: 29/f/ca
Le Steph0rz: holy **** man!
marksmith101: oh strip for me babe
marksmith101: wat?
Le Steph0rz: i think i know u!
marksmith101: wtf?
Le Steph0rz: oh ****, its me, ur teacher, ms. stephanie brown!!
Marksmith101 has logged off.

 

<osx5> question is there an irc server that has mostly mac users on it?
<Eulogy> i hope to god not.
<osx5> lol, why
<Eulogy> that much arrogance would cause the universe to collapse on itself.

 

<spree> i wish i had a southern accent
<shy> gday mate
<videogameaholic> not that southern
<shy> hola amigo
<videogameaholic> getting closer
<shy> howdy yall
<videogameaholic> close enough

 

<Jaice> I just got a gummy bear stuck in my nose!
<Divination> 100,000 sperm... and you were the fastest?

 

lmao