Perpetrators/Masturbators will be caught!!!!
#2
I like how the director is assuming that the shower pipe blockages are a result of large quantities of semen due to masturbation, when they could have also resulted from a lot of group shower gang bang sex.
In anycase, that must've been a lot of semen to block pipes with industrial pumps attached to them. :banana:
In anycase, that must've been a lot of semen to block pipes with industrial pumps attached to them. :banana:
#4
Originally Posted by lovesmysuby04
How are they going to get DNA samples. You would have to voluntarly offer blood, they can't force you. Lawyers should be all over this one.
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Originally Posted by Paperchasin
ur kidding right??? u do kno wut semen is?
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Originally Posted by MBasile
what hes talking about is that once they get the DNA code from the semen, they need your DNA code to match at with...which they'd need to get from, most likely, a blood test
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Originally Posted by Paperchasin
all u need is a strand of hair... which they have plenty of also.... =P
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Originally Posted by MBasile
you still have to supply them with a strand of your hair...even if they have hair and semen with the same dna code in the pipes...neither of them have a persons name written on them. basically its just a hollow threat...I dont think any school would put as much work/money into solving the problem as it would take
#15
Originally Posted by lovesmysuby04
Once again thanks for clarifying.
Originally Posted by FujiApples
haha this is no longer a car forum