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Old 02-17-2006 | 09:18 AM
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Perpetrators/Masturbators will be caught!!!!

Old 02-17-2006 | 09:33 AM
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I like how the director is assuming that the shower pipe blockages are a result of large quantities of semen due to masturbation, when they could have also resulted from a lot of group shower gang bang sex.

In anycase, that must've been a lot of semen to block pipes with industrial pumps attached to them. :banana:
Old 02-17-2006 | 09:46 AM
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How are they going to get DNA samples. You would have to voluntarly offer blood, they can't force you. Lawyers should be all over this one.
Old 02-17-2006 | 10:12 AM
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How are they going to get DNA samples. You would have to voluntarly offer blood, they can't force you. Lawyers should be all over this one.
ur kidding right??? u do kno wut semen is?
Old 02-17-2006 | 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Paperchasin
ur kidding right??? u do kno wut semen is?
what hes talking about is that once they get the DNA code from the semen, they need your DNA code to match at with...which they'd need to get from, most likely, a blood test
Old 02-17-2006 | 10:36 AM
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This is disgusting. It's also weird how a thread about this has started.
Old 02-17-2006 | 10:42 AM
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what hes talking about is that once they get the DNA code from the semen, they need your DNA code to match at with...which they'd need to get from, most likely, a blood test
Thanks for clarifying.
Old 02-17-2006 | 10:45 AM
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all u need is a strand of hair... which they have plenty of also.... =P
Old 02-17-2006 | 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Paperchasin
ur kidding right??? u do kno wut semen is?

Of course we do..





DUH!!!!!
Old 02-17-2006 | 11:13 AM
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WTF? impretty sure masturbation in the shower is the LEAST perverse thing going on at a colege campus......
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Originally Posted by Paperchasin
all u need is a strand of hair... which they have plenty of also.... =P
you still have to supply them with a strand of your hair...even if they have hair and semen with the same dna code in the pipes...neither of them have a persons name written on them. basically its just a hollow threat...I dont think any school would put as much work/money into solving the problem as it would take
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haha, that's hilarious!!!
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Originally Posted by MBasile
you still have to supply them with a strand of your hair...even if they have hair and semen with the same dna code in the pipes...neither of them have a persons name written on them. basically its just a hollow threat...I dont think any school would put as much work/money into solving the problem as it would take
Once again thanks for clarifying.
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haha this is no longer a car forum
Old 02-17-2006 | 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by lovesmysuby04
Once again thanks for clarifying.
ok you guys win...i wasnt trying to get into the legal implications and privacy laws and wutnot...just thought how hard i'd laugh if i saw a memo like that posted in the halls! =)

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haha this is no longer a car forum
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