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10-25-2003 | 04:05 PM

#226

TeamSUBARU

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I hate ANGRY mom's.

Angry mom's cause serious harm to the dad's. (Keep out of arm's reach daddy.

10-26-2003 | 10:32 AM

#227

RandyF

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I hate waking up at 6:30 today...

Arizona has the right idea.

10-27-2003 | 01:42 PM

#228

blink3665

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i hate....

i hate being sick, and struck down with a 103 degree temperature... but i do like how my dad lets me sit in bed with his laptop to surf i-club

10-27-2003 | 01:45 PM

#229

blink3665

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grrrr.. i hate that im an idiot and i put this post in a new thread..... sorry guys... maybe a mod can do something about my idiocy.

10-27-2003 | 04:19 PM

#230

RandyF

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BAN THE WITCH!

10-27-2003 | 04:47 PM

#231

Jgrahn555

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Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 622

From: Western Washington

Car Info: i drive a beater

CROWD:
A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch!
VILLAGER #1:
We have found a witch. May we burn her?
CROWD:
Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!
BEDEVERE:
How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2:
She looks like one.
CROWD:
Right! Yeah! Yeah!
BEDEVERE:
Bring her forward.
WITCH:
I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEVERE:
Uh, but you are dressed as one.
WITCH:
They dressed me up like this.
CROWD:
Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
WITCH:
And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
BEDEVERE:
Well?
VILLAGER #1:
Well, we did do the nose.

BEDEVERE:
The nose?
VILLAGER #1:
And the hat, but she is a witch!
VILLAGER #2:
Yeah!
CROWD:
We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
BEDEVERE:
Did you dress her up like this?
VILLAGER #1:
No!
VILLAGER #2 and 3:
No. No.
VILLAGER #2:
No.
VILLAGER #1:
No.
VILLAGERS #2 and #3:
No.
VILLAGER #1:
Yes.
VILLAGER #2:
Yes.
VILLAGER #1:
Yes. Yeah, a bit.
VILLAGER #3:
A bit.
VILLAGERS #1 and #2:
A bit.
VILLAGER #3:
A bit.
VILLAGER #1:
She has got a wart.
RANDOM:
[cough]
BEDEVERE:
What makes you think she is a witch?

VILLAGER #3:
Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEVERE:
A newt?
VILLAGER #3:
I got better.
VILLAGER #2:
Burn her anyway!
VILLAGER #1:
Burn!
CROWD:
Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...
BEDEVERE:
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
VILLAGER #1:
Are there?

VILLAGER #2:
Ah?
VILLAGER #1:
What are they?
CROWD:
Tell us! Tell us!...
VILLAGER #2:
Do they hurt?
BEDEVERE:
Tell me. What do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2:
Burn!
VILLAGER #1:
Burn!
CROWD:
Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
BEDEVERE:
And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1:
More witches!
VILLAGER #3:
Shh!
VILLAGER #2:
Wood!
BEDEVERE:
So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3:
B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
BEDEVERE:
Good! Heh heh.
CROWD:
Oh, yeah. Oh.
BEDEVERE:
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1:
Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEVERE:
Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #1:
Oh, yeah.
RANDOM:
Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
BEDEVERE:
Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1:
No. No.
VILLAGER #2:
No, it floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1:
Throw her into the pond!
CROWD:
The pond! Throw her into the pond!
BEDEVERE:
What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1:
Bread!
VILLAGER #2:
Apples!
VILLAGER #3:
Uh, very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1:
Cider!
VILLAGER #2:
Uh, gra-- gravy!
VILLAGER #1:
Cherries!
VILLAGER #2:
Mud!
VILLAGER #3:
Uh, churches! Churches!
VILLAGER #2:
Lead! Lead!
ARTHUR:
A duck!
CROWD:
Oooh.

BEDEVERE:
Exactly. So, logically...
VILLAGER #1:
If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
BEDEVERE:
And therefore?
VILLAGER #2:
A witch!
VILLAGER #1:
A witch!
CROWD:
A witch! A witch!...
VILLAGER #4:
Here is a duck. Use this duck.
[quack quack quack]
BEDEVERE:
Very good. We shall use my largest scales.
CROWD:
Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh...
BEDEVERE:
Right. Remove the supports!
[whop]
[clunk]
[creak]

CROWD:
A witch! A witch! A witch!
WITCH:
It's a fair cop.
VILLAGER #3:
Burn her!
CROWD:
Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!...

10-27-2003 | 04:59 PM

#232

doughboy

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iTrader: (3)

Joined: May 2003

Posts: 2,311

From: San Jose, CA

Car Info: GDA

hahaha...someone had too much time.

i hate...cops.

10-27-2003 | 05:04 PM

#233

Jgrahn555

Sarcastic Jackass

Joined: Dec 2002

Posts: 622

From: Western Washington

Car Info: i drive a beater

"copy"

"paste"

WRONG THREAD TO HATE THINGS IN! Please go https://www.i-club.com/forums/showth...threadid=25034 to vent your hatred.

10-28-2003 | 05:06 PM

#234

whitelegacy98

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Joined: Jun 2003

Posts: 2,801

From: my home is Portland but I'm @ School in Seattle

Car Info: 1998 Subaru Legacy L 5-speed

jgrahn555, thanks for the Monty...it always cracks me up

I hate...I hate blank forums. jk

11-02-2003 | 11:50 AM

#235

horatio102

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I hate freakin babies. And I'm not talking about infants, I'm talking about people who think they're all badass cool but who fly off the handle at the slightest criticism (however well earned it is).

11-02-2003 | 12:56 PM

#236

whitelegacy98

Registered User

Joined: Jun 2003

Posts: 2,801

From: my home is Portland but I'm @ School in Seattle

Car Info: 1998 Subaru Legacy L 5-speed

Quote:

Originally posted by horatio102
I hate freakin babies. And I'm not talking about infants, I'm talking about people who think they're all badass cool but who fly off the handle at the slightest criticism (however well earned it is).

amen. not saying I havent done it, but it still pisses me off.

11-02-2003 | 01:04 PM

#237

horatio102

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good god it's been a year since I joined here?

I hate how time flies when you're not having any fun at all.

I hate how a mild case of depression = + 15lbs on my ***.

Time to do something about that.

11-02-2003 | 03:03 PM

#238

david2z4

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Joined: Nov 2002

Posts: 792

From: Washington State, Car: 2000 Impreza Coupe RS-T T

Car Info: 2000 Impreza Coupe RS-T Tec3/Vishnu turbo Color: B

"How to loose 20 lbs without leaving your couch"

11-02-2003 | 09:41 PM

#239

RandyF

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Quote:

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS CRITISIZING ME. MY GODS, I DO SOMETHING WRONG ONCE AND YOU GO OFF. YOU REALLY NEED TO LEARN SOME CONSTRAINT.

I hate being teased by the slightest fall of snow this morning. I wanted to go out and test the tires in the slush, but alas, no slush.

11-02-2003 | 11:43 PM

#240

horatio102

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It actually goes more like this:

(history): certain person posts a lot of meaningless garbage in a certain forum, then one day gets a 'wtlm' for posting something several years old, flies off the handle, gets a warning point for being a tool, thread gets moved to an off topic area, gets madly flamed again, makes sexual-orientation-slurs about mustang owners, gets more warning points for making said slurs, then PM's the moderator calling him names that got blanked out, gets even more warning points for being disrespectful, gets a T/O, then claims he'll behave. Then a certain other member posts a useless poll, and an unnamed moderator asks if that thread originator is filling in for the person in T/O (posting useless stuff), and then said moderator gets his thread reported because said moderator put said member in T/O (not true) and is now making fun of him (ok well yeah, that was true, but serious at the same time), then said member goes on to cry about the moderator being an "a$$".

Somebody wanna get their little fiddle and play me a sad sad song?

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