Sacramento Weekly Meet Discussion (dead meet, but how the SRIC started)
02-26-2004, 02:06 PM
#2418
So, um, the snow is so piled up here, that you can't easily read the house numbers.
A UPS delivery lady just knocked on our door and asked "Are you Suzies Pleasure Parties?" I answered with a very shocked expression, and a "er, no." Then, I saw the UPS lady walk over to the next house, then walk away without delivering a package.
Then, the UPS lady went to the next house over, knocked on the door, chatted for a sec with the owner, went back to her truck, and delivered a huge box.
I think the UPS lady inadvertently uncovered our neighborhood's dirty little secret.
A UPS delivery lady just knocked on our door and asked "Are you Suzies Pleasure Parties?" I answered with a very shocked expression, and a "er, no." Then, I saw the UPS lady walk over to the next house, then walk away without delivering a package.
Then, the UPS lady went to the next house over, knocked on the door, chatted for a sec with the owner, went back to her truck, and delivered a huge box.
I think the UPS lady inadvertently uncovered our neighborhood's dirty little secret.
02-26-2004, 02:23 PM
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Originally posted by sybir
Matt's not interested?
Matt's not interested?
02-26-2004, 02:26 PM
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Originally posted by BAN SUVS
I really wanted to turn that into a Matt's-not-very-heterosexual joke, but I've sworn to try to cut down on teh gh3yness of this thread.
I really wanted to turn that into a Matt's-not-very-heterosexual joke, but I've sworn to try to cut down on teh gh3yness of this thread.
02-26-2004, 02:48 PM
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Originally posted by nKoan
So, um, the snow is so piled up here, that you can't easily read the house numbers.
A UPS delivery lady just knocked on our door and asked "Are you Suzies Pleasure Parties?" I answered with a very shocked expression, and a "er, no." Then, I saw the UPS lady walk over to the next house, then walk away without delivering a package.
Then, the UPS lady went to the next house over, knocked on the door, chatted for a sec with the owner, went back to her truck, and delivered a huge box.
I think the UPS lady inadvertently uncovered our neighborhood's dirty little secret.
So, um, the snow is so piled up here, that you can't easily read the house numbers.
A UPS delivery lady just knocked on our door and asked "Are you Suzies Pleasure Parties?" I answered with a very shocked expression, and a "er, no." Then, I saw the UPS lady walk over to the next house, then walk away without delivering a package.
Then, the UPS lady went to the next house over, knocked on the door, chatted for a sec with the owner, went back to her truck, and delivered a huge box.
I think the UPS lady inadvertently uncovered our neighborhood's dirty little secret.
02-26-2004, 02:55 PM
#2427
Actually, there seems to be this new fad going around all over the country. Instead of tupperware parties, housewives are starting to throw *****/sex-toy parties.
Suzie's Pleasure Parties sounds like its one of those, not a "for hire" stripper.
Suzie's Pleasure Parties sounds like its one of those, not a "for hire" stripper.
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02-26-2004, 02:58 PM
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Originally posted by sonicsuby
you'll have to stop posting then
you'll have to stop posting then
02-26-2004, 03:00 PM
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Originally posted by nKoan
Actually, there seems to be this new fad going around all over the country. Instead of tupperware parties, housewives are starting to throw *****/sex-toy parties.
Suzie's Pleasure Parties sounds like its one of those, not a "for hire" stripper.
Actually, there seems to be this new fad going around all over the country. Instead of tupperware parties, housewives are starting to throw *****/sex-toy parties.
Suzie's Pleasure Parties sounds like its one of those, not a "for hire" stripper.
02-26-2004, 03:06 PM
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Originally posted by sperry
Well, I guess that's pretty cool too... but it'd be cooler if she was a bachelor party stripper or something.
Well, I guess that's pretty cool too... but it'd be cooler if she was a bachelor party stripper or something.