I have a liger

 

haha i gotta go rent that movie, napoleon dynomite was so funny.

 

Never had one for that.

Or before Tazing someone, I just hand them a light bulb. Then they realize that something bad will happen. Cuts down on filling out those Use of Tazer cards.

 

shoot, ANY use of force we have we have to make a report.

Even pointing our gun at someone, Use of force report.

Its crazy how much documentation they want, but at the same time i think its great because it covers our behind.

 

lol biggest meet in history tonight... 4 cars woot ouch guys!

 

shoot. ive been out there when nobody shows up.

 

and being as me and sam were two of the cars its really like there was only 3 . the one night sam escapes from the bat cave and no one shows... booo you allll fail.

 

Had to be home! Had to man down the house while we got a new cable set up throughout the house.

 

no excuses. I had to go to coldstones and get the best ice cream ever and then come to sams bar and play cards, watch drunkies, and steal the wireless from the cafe next door.

and sam says man up cuz he's working AT LEAST 100 HOURS A WEEK and he still made it out

 

wait did I read that right? Sam has a bar now? Please correct me if i'm wrong because if i'm not....I need address!!!! hahaha

 

Home to all the tranny hookers, deadbeats, and crack ****** you could ever want!

 

you had me at tranny hookers

 

I'm right there with Cal, tranny hookers had me hook line and sinker. Where is this classy establishment?

 

No idea, but if Sam works there...........

 

Damn, I need to hurry up and catch some of these guys I'm looking for. Had a case today in the Crest area of Vallejo. Almost got my *** chewed off by a huge pit, had a firearm scare, and almost got into it with some prior cons. I need a ballistic vest and a tazer lol