FFPD no gusta OAKPD?

 

CHP bunch of *******s

Oh and if you ever need police assistance in vacaville. Dont call the local PD.

I called for a hit and run report and they said to file one in person at the police department for insurance needs. I told the lady, i dont need it for insurance, i want to press charges on whoever hit my car... she didnt buy it.

Apparently hitting a car isnt a crime in vacaville.. go figure.

 

sucks to hear man! i wouldn't call the PD for anything, i handle everything with my two fist.....

and yeah, CHP are pretty full of themselves.
________
HERBAL VAPORIZERS

 

YEA! they pull you over , come up to you tryin to look all
CHP- "License, registration, and proof of insurance!"

CHP- "Do you know why im pulling you over today?"
"...Umm ..i have "
CHP-"SPEEDING!" he says.
You act
CHP- He gives the whole on speeding, while bringing his life experiences into the picture.
You act like a and to all the while pretending to be a at getting a ticket.

Mean while all the people driving on the freeway who saw you speeding while they drive by.

Then..
CHP- "Do you know about how fast you were going?"
"...Umm ..i have "
CHP- ( )
CHP- "OK"
CHP-
CHP- walks to his patrol car

You sit there in suspence wondering if your gettin the Ticket.. or the Warning.
Ounce your realize there is no way of getting out of doing 115+ MPH while splitting lanes in traffic.. You just say and think about how your gunna get , go to a , like this, and hang out with some hot chicks!!( ). Then when the guys those chicks came with see you, you act like a cus your so that you end up and getting only to wake up the next morning and on your sisters cat! (May she )

..But ..how bad can it be? Its not as bad as having to sell your bike because you cant afford insurrance after another ticket!

.
.
.
.

.....CHP walks back...

CHP- "Heres your ticket.."

CHP- "Sign rite here.. "
CHP- "You have a niiice day "
CHP- pulls out his sign and says
" out M*thaF*cka CHP fo life!"



"WIERD!...that CHP was ..... time to and pay outrageous insurrance!" -soo excited


*TRUE STORY*

 

man i feel like I haven't seen u guys in forever! How the hell is everyone?? Hey jus wanna spread the word and I dunno if I'm late or not but Fairfield is getting their very own subaru dealership! Rite up next to chevrolet. Talked to the sales managers today and they are stoked! Told em there's a huge subaru following in the area and maybe we could arrange an event or something there. They are also looking for subaru techs if anyone knows anyone looking

 

how would one become a subaru tech?

 

prolly be a good size dealership too, might be good to get a meet going there

 

Sweet hopefully Ill have a baller JDM bugeye by the time its done!!!!

 

esteban you no call me? por que

 

My car was wobble wobble this morning so I took the next exit to find out that I was missing a lugnut on my front right wheel and most of them were loose. fail.

 

Hey I'm passing through Fairfield tonight. I finally have my swap running well enough to go on road trips! Hope to see someone out.

 

Oh our meets are pretty much dead now dude, unless people here decide to show up.

 

Got caught in traffic, didnt get home til 730ish and had a guest waiting at home.

When can I come get it?

 

tonight is fine

 

cool, this thread is rolling again
________
Weed